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Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

PC-77244: Chromatic v Westminster, ex parte Administrative Theatre


The Contact-Centre Paradox: A Transcript in Administrative Theatre

Filed: 24 October 2025 Reference: PC-77244
Venue: Everychild Contact Centre, Westminster
Summary: A parent offers cooperation; an institution mistakes it for defiance.

I. What Happened

At precisely 4:50 p.m., I arrived with trivia cards, fruit, paints, and crayons—items blessedly innocent and, one would think, non-controversial.
Instead of greeting, I was handed an unsigned document and informed that my children would materialise only upon my signature.
The transcript records my polite refusal to be coerced into mid-session bureaucracy.

II. What the Dialogue Proves

The conversation reveals no threat, no risk, no disorder—merely a parent attempting to follow written procedure and a public servant determined to improvise new rules.
Each calm sentence of mine meets a wall of administrative absolutism: “Sign now or no contact.”
Thus the welfare of children became contingent upon stationery.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because compliance was never the problem; comprehension was.
The institution misread clarity for confrontation and equality for inconvenience.
This transcript therefore joins the growing anthology of Procedural Pantomimes in which the state mistakes paperwork for parenting.

IV. Violations

  • Equality Act 2010 ss. 20–21 (breach of communication adjustment)

  • Protection from Harassment Act 1997 s. 2

  • Article 8 ECHR (right to family life)

  • Children Act 1989 welfare principle

V. SWANK’s Position

Contact should never depend on a pen stroke demanded under duress.
The Mirror Court therefore finds that the real non-compliance lay not with the parent, but with those who confused authority for care.

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