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Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

PC-77470: Where the Social Worker Becomes a Spectre and the Spectre Becomes Procedure

⟡ Addendum: On the Curious Case of the Uninvited Gentleman Caller ⟡

Filed: 16 August 2025
Reference: SWANK/FAM/SAMBROWN-77470
Download PDF: 2025-08-16_Core_PC-77470_CentralFamilyCourt_Addendum_SamBrown_UnidentifiedMaleVisits.pdf
Summary: A chronicle of Local Authority voyeurism disguised as duty, and of one man’s extraordinary ability to both exist and not exist simultaneously.


I. What Happened

Between 17–20 June 2025, an unidentified male developed a passionate relationship with my front door.
He visited repeatedly, hovered theatrically, and, on 20 June, expressed himself physically by shoving a “supervision package” through it with the force of bureaucratic conviction.

No explanation. No authority. No etiquette.
Just the rhythmic poetry of institutional intrusion — that peculiar brand of public-sector intimacy where harassment wears a lanyard.

The Local Authority later presented a mystery: was this Sam Brown, the allocated social worker, or merely a spectral understudy performing intimidation in his stead?
Either way, the choreography was impeccable — a surveillance waltz performed to the offbeat tempo of administrative panic.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That Westminster’s staff, when faced with accountability, prefer disguise to attendance.
• That “unannounced visits” are the modern government’s answer to both therapy and trespass.
• That intimidation, when performed politely, is still intimidation — just better dressed.
• That the line between safeguarding and stalking has not merely blurred; it has applied for a pay rise.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because this is not a safeguarding concern — it is a case study in safeguarding theatre.
Because a Local Authority cannot claim to protect children while behaving like a badly written crime drama.
Because the mother who documents is always treated as paranoid — until her archive becomes evidence and her paranoia, precedent.

SWANK logged this entry as both mirror and mockery: to remind the Family Court that silence is not compliance, and that absence, when weaponised, is conduct.


IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

• Children Act 1989, s.22 — duties of Local Authority towards children in need.
• Equality Act 2010, s.20 — reasonable adjustments to prevent medical harm.
• Protection from Harassment Act 1997 — which, ironically, they appear to have misread as a manual.
• Civil Procedure Rules, Part 1 — forgotten entirely, as usual.


V. SWANK’s Position

This is not “home contact.”
This is surveillance with stationery.

We do not accept intimidation as administrative oversight.
We reject the state’s habit of materialising at doors like Victorian debt collectors.
We will document until every unexplained knock becomes a policy review.

⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every paragraph is forensic. Every adjective, an indictment. Every sentence, a lock on the door they failed to respect.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.



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