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Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

PC-327E: On Westminster’s Attempt to Rewrite Biology, Law, and Reality in One PDF.


⟡ The Bureaucratic Romance of Misrepresentation ⟡

Filed: 30 October 2025
Reference: SWANK/WCC–CFC/CONTACT–327E
Download PDF: 2025-10-30_Core_PC-327E_Westminster_BonneAnneeContactServiceAgreementPlan2024.pdf
Summary: Westminster Children’s Services produces an eight-page novella of invention, presuming that typography can legislate truth.

I. What Happened

  • Westminster issued the Bonne Annee Contact Service Agreement Plan 2024 (005), a document that begins like a schedule and ends like a séance.

  • It lists names, diagnoses, and fictions with equal confidence — claiming the children are “largely healthy,” the mother “fearful,” and asthma “inconvenient but optional.”

  • It promotes myths about “mental health” while ignoring written clinical evidence, court filings, and the small detail that law is not made in Outlook.

  • It concludes, astonishingly, by offering an ethics clause against discrimination — inside a document that commits it.

This is not a plan; it’s an ego formatted in Arial.

II. What the Document Establishes

• That Westminster confuses record-keeping with creative writing.
• That “concern” has replaced competence as an official policy.
• That racial, medical, and psychological inaccuracies now count as safeguarding insight.
• That self-contradiction is not merely tolerated but institutionalised.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because every empire falls the moment it begins narrating its own benevolence.
Because this document demonstrates, in pure administrative prose, how prejudice becomes protocol.
Because the State should never be allowed to author fiction about the people it governs.

IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

  • Equality Act 2010 s.20 & s.26 — Failure to Adjust and Harassment.

  • UK GDPR Art. 5(1)(d) — Inaccurate Data Processing.

  • Children Act 1989 s.22(3)(a) — Duty to Promote Welfare.

  • Human Rights Act 1998 Art. 8 & 14 — Family Life and Non-Discrimination.

  • UNCRC Art. 2 & 8 — Preservation of Identity.

V. SWANK’s Position

This is not “a contact plan.”
This is administrative pseudoscience wearing a lanyard.

We do not accept Westminster’s habit of confusing imagination with evidence.
We reject its bureaucratic soliloquy as both unlawful and unfashionable.
We archive it as an artefact — proof that incompetence, when formatted, still counts as evidence of taste.

⟡ Archival Seal ⟡

Every paragraph a prejudice.
Every clause a confession.
Every signature a symptom.

Because evidence deserves elegance — and bureaucracy deserves exposure in italics.

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