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PC-77110: Social Distancing for Thee, Not for Me — A Colonial Case Study in Proximity Privilege.


⟡ Turks & Caicos Islands – Environmental Health Department ⟡

Filed: 26 March 2020
Reference: SWANK/TCI Environmental Health/PC-77110
Download PDF: 2020-03-26_Core_PC-77110_TCI_EnvironmentalHealth_COVIDDistancingViolation.pdf
Summary: Complaint to the TCI Environmental Health Department documenting breach of emergency distancing laws by government officers during a pandemic lockdown.

I. What Happened

• On 26 March 2020, during the height of the COVID-19 Emergency Powers regulations, two Department of Social Development employees entered the residence of Polly Chromatic without maintaining mandated six-foot distancing.
• Despite explicit objection, they insisted on conducting a “home visit,” unmasked, while the family was eating lunch.
• The complainant, citing both the Emergency Powers (COVID-19 Amendment) Regulations 2020 and the mission of the Environmental Health Department, reported the violation as an act of public endangerment and procedural hypocrisy.
• The event occurred on Grand Turk, with four children present, under an active curfew and statutory confinement order.

II. What the Document Establishes

• A direct breach of emergency public-health regulations by state employees designated as “essential workers.”
• Evidentiary proof of power asymmetry — the ability of officials to override the very laws they enforce.
• Institutional failure to protect a disabled household under the same regulatory system claiming “public health integrity.”
• Early pandemic record of procedural misconduct, negligence, and disregard for environmental health guidance.
• A documented precedent of government noncompliance later echoed in multiple Equality and Safeguarding violations.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

• It represents the moment where colonial governance met viral science — and neither wore a mask.
• Legal relevance: early-instance misconduct in a global health crisis setting, demonstrating procedural immunity culture.
• Educational precedent for pandemic-era safeguarding contradictions: “Care” as contact, “risk” as ritual.
• Pattern recognition linking TCI administrative behaviour to later U.K. safeguarding malpractices (Family Court 2025).

IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

• Emergency Powers (COVID-19) (Amendment) Regulations 2020 – breach of Regulation 7A (social distancing).
• Public and Environmental Health Ordinance (2009 Revised) – failure to protect public safety in official capacity.
• UN CRPD Article 11 – protection and safety in emergencies for persons with disabilities.
• ECHR Article 8 – interference with private and family life without lawful justification.

V. SWANK’s Position

This is not “field work.”
This is reckless proximity under the pretence of authority.

• We do not accept that “essential work” excuses unsafe conduct.
• We reject the government’s tendency to cite public safety while embodying its opposite.
• We will document every instance where regulation became theatre and compliance became coercion.

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