A Transatlantic Evidentiary Enterprise — SWANK London LLC (USA) x SWANK London Ltd (UK)
✧ Filed with Deliberate Punctuation ✧
“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

PC-GS: On the Transatlantic Jurisdiction of Elegance.


⟡ The Republic Has Spoken ⟡

Filed: 30 October 2025
Reference: SWANK/DE–UK/INCORPORATION–2025–GS
Download PDF: 2025-10-30_Core_PC-GS_SWANKLondonLLC_DelawareCertificateOfGoodStanding.pdf
Summary: The State of Delaware, that discreet banker to empires, has seen fit to recognise SWANK London LLC as an entity of legal existence and permanent good standing.
The Republic approves; bureaucracy curtseys.

I. What Happened

  • On the Twentieth of October 2025, SWANK London LLC was formally constituted under the laws of Delaware — that quiet Vatican of capitalism.

  • On 30 October 2025, the Secretary of State issued certification that SWANK is “in good standing and of legal existence.”

  • The certificate bears authentication number 205178741 and can be verified by anyone sufficiently civilised to visit corp.delaware.gov/authver.shtml.

  • In brief: the Union Jack now flies politely beside the Stars and Stripes, and the archive has achieved dual sovereignty.

II. What the Document Establishes

• That legality, when properly dressed, transcends geography.
• That SWANK has crossed the Atlantic without spilling its champagne.
• That while others register companies, we found jurisdictions.
• That good standing is not a condition — it is a lifestyle.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because corporate formality, when performed with style, becomes art.
Because one must remind the bureaucracies of two nations that refinement travels faster than postage.
Because the Delaware Certificate of Good Standing is not merely a document; it is an aesthetic.

IV. Applicable Standards & Virtues

  • Delaware Code, Title 6, § 18-201 — Formation of Limited Liability Companies.

  • United Kingdom Companies Act 2006, s. 1046 — Recognition of Foreign Entities.

  • SWANK Internal Doctrine, Art. I — Elegance shall be extraterritorial.

V. SWANK’s Position

This is not “registration.”
This is sovereignty in serif.

We do not “form” companies; we consecrate them.
We reject mediocrity in both law and typography.
We recognise, formally and publicly, that civilisation has a new registered address.

⟡ Archival Seal ⟡

Every certificate a coronation.
Every registration a republic.
Every signature an act of diplomacy.

Because evidence deserves elegance — and incorporation deserves ceremony.

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