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Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

PC-42507B: On the Delicate Science of Cancelling Contact Before Reading the Law.



⟡ The Monarchy of Non-Compliance ⟡

Filed: 31 October 2025
Reference: SWANK/WCC–CFC/CONTACT–RETALIATION–42507B–42508–42508B–42509–42510–42560–77482
Download PDF: 2025-10-31_Core_PC_ImperialSuite_WestminsterChildrenServices_CentralFamilyCourt.pdf
Summary: The Westminster–RBKC contact division performs a modern administrative ballet — cancelling lawful contact, misquoting procedure, and congratulating itself by email.


I. What Happened

  • 17:19, 30 Oct 2025: RBKC cancels a child–parent contact session because a Word file remained un-signed.

  • 17:37: Westminster forwards the cancellation to the mother, citing her refusal to endorse “Bonne Annee Contact Service Agreement Plan 2024 (005).docx” as reason for suspension.

  • 22:49: Applicant replies with judicial poise, confirming readiness, citing filed C2 (24 Oct) and N244 (29 Oct), and referencing the Equality-Compliant Plan already accepted by the Court.

  • 31 Oct: No address. No confirmation. No law — only stationery.

The children’s right to affection was vetoed by a document header.


II. What the Documents Establish

• Contact between parent and child can be unilaterally voided by attachment.
• Westminster’s administrative etiquette has eclipsed the Children Act itself.
• Equality duties have been recast as aesthetic options.
• The civil service has achieved its final form: a bureaucracy that believes its own disclaimers.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because the empire’s paperwork has outlived its principle.
Because this is what happens when departments confuse procedure with prestige.
Because every refusal written in Comic Sans from a duty inbox deserves preservation in serif.


IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

  • Children Act 1989 s.1, s.31, s.34 — Welfare & Contact

  • Equality Act 2010 s.20 & s.26 — Adjustments & Harassment

  • Human Rights Act 1998 Art. 8 — Family Life

  • CPR PD1A — Participation of Vulnerable Parties

  • UK GDPR Art. 6(1)(c)(e) — Lawful Processing

  • Bromley (11 ed.) — Safeguarding Misuse Doctrine


V. SWANK’s Position

This is not “miscommunication.”
This is governance by attachment — the Word document as weapon.

We do not accept procedural fiction as substitute for judicial authority.
We reject the moral theatre of cancellation letters addressed “Dear Ms Bonne Annee.”
We will annotate every silence until silence itself becomes precedent.


⟡ Archival Seal ⟡

Every comma a coronation.
Every omission a confession.
Every exhibit a mirror held to mediocrity.

Because evidence deserves elegance — and bureaucracy deserves its obituary in italics.


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