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PC-200009: On the Genetic Uniformity of Institutional Incompetence



⟡ Clarification: Eosinophilic Asthma Affecting All Four Children ⟡

Filed: 26 October 2025
Reference: SWANK/WESTMINSTER/PC-200009
Download PDF: 2025-10-26_Core_PC-200009_Westminster_ClarificationEosinophilicAsthmaAllChildren.pdf
Summary: Clarification correcting the record to confirm that all four children suffer from Eosinophilic Asthma — rendering Westminster’s continued obstruction of medical routines both unlawful and medically reckless.


I. What Happened

On 26 October 2025, Polly Chromatic issued a formal clarification to Westminster City Council correcting their apparent misunderstanding — or indifference — regarding her children’s medical status.

Previous correspondence had referred, mistakenly, to two children with Eosinophilic Asthma.
This document formally amends the record: all four children share the diagnosis, and thus, all four require equal medical accommodation.

The clarification was issued not to educate, but to prevent yet another predictable episode of bureaucratic amnesia.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That Eosinophilic Asthma is a chronic autoimmune disease, not a seasonal inconvenience.
• That the condition affects the entire sibling group, establishing systemic duty under the Children Act 1989.
• That failure to allow consistent peak-flow monitoring, medication, and nutritional stability constitutes a foreseeable medical hazard.
• That Westminster’s selective comprehension of medical fact now counts as procedural negligence by omission.
• That institutional ignorance, however evenly distributed, is not a reasonable adjustment.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because medical accuracy should not require aristocratic patience.
Because when four children share the same diagnosis, the Council’s confusion ceases to be clerical and becomes ideological.
Because the bureaucratic allergy to evidence has, ironically, become the family’s most persistent trigger.

SWANK logged it to remind Westminster that health literacy is not optional — it is statutory.


IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

• Children Act 1989 – ss.17 & 22: Safeguard and promote welfare
• Equality Act 2010 – s.20: Duty to make reasonable adjustments
• Human Rights Act 1998 – Art.8: Respect for family and private life
• NHS Clinical Standards (BTS/NICE) – Mandatory monitoring and continuity of care
• Working Together to Safeguard Children (2023) – Duty to maintain health and prevent deterioration


V. SWANK’s Position

This is not a “clarification for completeness.”
This is a formal diagnosis of Westminster’s administrative asthma — chronic, recurring, and triggered by exposure to responsibility.

SWANK rejects the casual medical illiteracy that has become Westminster’s signature treatment plan.
We reject the institutional habit of treating factual correction as defiance.
We will continue to document, with forensic courtesy, every instance where a public body confuses governance with guessing.


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