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Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

PC327I: On the Bureaucrat’s Fear of Its Own Reflection.


⟡ For the Record, For the Ego ⟡


Filed: 30 October 2025
Reference: SWANK/WCC–CFC/CONTACT–327I
Download PDF: 2025-10-30_Core_PC-327I_Westminster_ForTheRecord_ConfirmedContactAndCommunicationAdjustment.pdf
Summary: Westminster emails itself in a recursive act of administrative self-adoration, demanding that a lawful mother re-sign her own signature — before 5 p.m., naturally.

I. What Happened

  • 09:00, 30 Oct 2025: Applicant politely confirms that contact will proceed per the signed, lawful, Equality-Act-compliant plan on court record.

  • 14:43: Westminster replies with something approaching performance art — a colour-coded “Edited Text Contact Agreement,” complete with rationale and pink, blue, and green highlights.

  • 16:34: The same team emails itself and the applicant, insisting she must sign the “Bonne Annee Contact Service Agreement Plan 2024 (005).docx” — the Council’s “final edit.”

  • The deadline: 5 p.m. sharp, because nothing says child welfare like a countdown clock.

II. What the Documents Establish

• That Westminster has mistaken document editing for child protection.
• That “For the Record” is now shorthand for “We emailed ourselves again.”
• That the act of re-naming a lawful parent “Ms Bonne Annee” constitutes not mere discourtesy but dramaturgy.
• That bureaucrats, when cornered, seek refuge in Microsoft Word.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because this is governance by correspondence — the theatre of power without plot.
Because one must preserve, for posterity, the sheer confidence of officials who regard every attachment as divine revelation.
Because formality without comprehension deserves framing.

IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

  • Children Act 1989 s.34 — Contact rights; interference without lawful basis.

  • Equality Act 2010 s.20 & s.26 — Failure to adjust and harassment by administrative excess.

  • Human Rights Act 1998 Art. 8 — Family Life and Procedural Fairness.

  • CPR PD1A — Participation of vulnerable parties; disregarded through pedantry.

  • Bromley, Family Law (11th ed.) — Misapplication of safeguarding powers.

V. SWANK’s Position

This is not “communication.”
This is bureaucratic narcissism formatted in Calibri.

We do not accept Westminster’s performative legality.
We reject its obsession with paperwork as proof of purpose.
We will continue to chronicle every forward, reply-all, and “final edit” until governance remembers that the law is not a template.

⟡ Archival Seal ⟡

Every email a mirror.
Every deadline a delusion.
Every document a monument to mediocrity.

Because evidence deserves elegance — and bureaucracy deserves its epitaph in italics.

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