🪞 Addendum: The Procedural Decadence of Electronic Identity
Filed Under: ZC25C50281 — Email Obsession, Bureaucratic Theatre & The Invention of Digital Etiquette
Filed: 15 October 2025
Reference: SWANK/PERSONAL-COMMUNICATION/PC-EMAIL-CLARIFICATION
Download PDF: 2025-10-15_SWANK_Addendum_EmailComplianceClarification_PollyChromatic.pdf
Summary: A response to HMCTS insisting that the fate of four children depends upon the correct suffix of an email address.
I. What Happened
The Central Family Court has once again demonstrated its magnificent devotion to triviality by suggesting that a mother’s identity — and, by extension, her children’s welfare — hinges upon the continued existence of Apple’s obsolete domain, me.com.
Despite written notice that noellebonneannee@me.com is defunct, discontinued, and technologically extinct, I am advised that no correspondence shall be “actioned” unless it passes through the ghost of an inbox Apple itself has killed.
In the same breath, the court acknowledges the Family Public Law Portal, which, ironically, exists precisely to eliminate such procedural anachronisms.
II. What the Complaint Establishes
That institutional rigidity has triumphed over reason: an entire case concerning the health and safety of four children now balances upon the court’s unwillingness to acknowledge that email systems evolve.
It establishes the chronic performativity of administration — where compliance becomes theatre and substance is replaced by syntax.
III. Why SWANK Logged It
Because Honorificabilitudinabilis is a House of evidence, and evidence must be dressed appropriately.
This Addendum therefore records the precise absurdity of requiring a disabled mother to retain a redundant email address to be deemed “reachable.”
IV. Violations
Procedural disproportion: fixation on form over welfare.
Administrative negligence: refusal to update contact details after formal notification.
Institutional irony: directing all communication through a digital address that no longer exists.
V. SWANK’s Position
Identity cannot be reduced to an email suffix.
Authorship is not invalidated by domain migration.
And the true breach of decorum lies not in changing an address — but in prioritising bureaucracy over the wellbeing of children.
The Court is respectfully reminded that correspondence is not communion, and that the purpose of Family Law is family — not formatting.
✦ Division Philosophy
“To govern without grace is to preside over noise.”
Filed for record by
Polly Chromatic
Director, SWANK London Ltd.
polly@honorificabilitudinabilis.com
director@swanklondon.com
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