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Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

PC-327D: On the Art of Being Lawful in a Room Full of Clerks.


⟡ Rider A — The Velvet Correction ⟡

Filed: 30 October 2025
Reference: SWANK/WCC–CFC/CONTACT–327D
Download PDF: 2025-10-30_Core_PC-327D_Westminster_RiderA_EqualityComplianceContactPlan.pdf
Summary: Having received Westminster’s literary experiment Bonne Annee Contact Service Agreement Plan 2024, the parent responded with Rider A — a document so precise it frightened the furniture.

I. What Happened

  • Westminster issued its usual unsigned decree, equal parts hallucination and admin form.

  • The applicant replied with Rider A — Clarifications & Equality Compliance, attaching law where fantasy had been.

  • It politely dismantled each fabrication: the phantom mental-health diagnosis, the medical inaccuracies, the false narratives of “fear” and “restriction.”

  • The note concluded, with judicial sang-froid, that the operative version of events was the one already compliant with law.

In short: bureaucracy spoke; the law annotated.

II. What the Document Establishes

• That Westminster mistakes authority for authorship.
• That parental competence is only suspicious when written in full sentences.
• That “final draft” is a delusion suffered exclusively by councils.
• That Rider A functions as both affidavit and aesthetic correction — the legal equivalent of a silk-lined slap.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because precision is revolutionary when deployed against paperwork.
Because Westminster, confronted with a woman fluent in statute, reacts like a cat shown its own reflection.
Because every paragraph in Rider A is a love letter to due process and a restraining order against mediocrity.

IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

  • Equality Act 2010 s.20 & s.26 — Failure to Adjust and Harassment.

  • Children Act 1989 s.17 & s.34 & s.22(3)(a) — Welfare and Contact Duties.

  • UK GDPR Art. 5(1)(d) — Accuracy of Data.

  • Human Rights Act 1998 Art. 8 & 14 — Family Life and Non-Discrimination.

V. SWANK’s Position

This is not “non-cooperation.”
This is legislative elegance with annotations.

We do not accept Westminster’s superstition that lawfulness requires deference.
We reject its habit of treating clarity as confrontation.
We record each correction so that posterity may admire what competence looks like in red ink.

⟡ Archival Seal ⟡

Every correction a crown.
Every footnote a verdict.
Every signature an education.

Because evidence deserves elegance — and ignorance deserves red ink.

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