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PC-477: When Men Mistake Their Proximity to a Courtroom for Proximity to God

⟡ Addendum: On the Intimidation of Witnesses Who Refuse to Be Convenient ⟡

Filed: 28 July 2025
Reference: SWANK/CRIM/INTIMIDATION-477
Download PDF: 2025-07-28_Core_PC-477_CriminalCourt_DouglasKalisa-WitnessIntimidation.pdf
Summary: A study in cowardice — the art of silencing truth under the pretext of procedure.

I. What Happened

Following formal proceedings in the criminal courts, one Douglas Kalisa engaged in a campaign of psychological intimidation aimed at the primary witness — a mother, disabled, articulate, and therefore intolerable to mediocrities.

His conduct, though veiled in procedural theatre, bore the usual hallmarks of a small man clutching institutional favour: veiled threats, strategic “concern,” and public pretence of professional duty.
Every exchange reeked of insecurity disguised as authority — the bureaucratic scent of cheap cologne and unchecked ego.

II. What the Document Establishes

• That witness intimidation need not arrive with a weapon — it may simply arrive with credentials.
• That misconduct is most comfortably performed by those with job titles to hide behind.
• That institutional men, when confronted by women of intellect, tend to confuse discomfort with danger.
• That the criminal court, ever the theatre of masculine melodrama, remains indifferent so long as the paperwork is polite.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because intimidation is not a side effect of justice — it is the costume in which injustice performs respectability.
SWANK logged this to remind the record that civility is not virtue, that tone is not truth, and that professional correspondence can constitute abuse when delivered with calculated condescension.

Every page of this entry is an indictment in couture: calm diction, scathing precision, and the quiet satisfaction of refusing to flinch.

IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

• Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994, s.51 — intimidation of witnesses.
• Equality Act 2010, s.26 — harassment related to disability and sex.
• Human Rights Act 1998, Art. 6 — right to fair participation without fear.
• Bar Standards Board Code of Conduct — apparently treated as a suggestion.

V. SWANK’s Position

This is not “professional correspondence.”
This is bureaucratic thuggery in Oxford commas.

We do not accept the erosion of safety as procedural inevitability.
We reject the theatre of intimidation staged in the name of order.
We will record every whisper of coercion until the archive itself testifies.

⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every footnote is a dagger. Every sentence is lacquered contempt. Every paragraph, a lesson in how elegance can bruise.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.


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