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Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

SWANK London Ltd v Westminster (PC-182): On the Jurisprudence of Email Decorum


⟡ SERVICE CLARIFICATION & COURT ORDER COMPLIANCE ⟡

Filed: 3 October 2025
Reference: SWANK/WESTMINSTER/SERVICE-CLARIFICATION
Download PDF: 2025-10-03_Core_PC-182_WestminsterCouncil_ServiceEmailClarificationAndCourtOrderCompliance.pdf
Summary: Westminster was courteously reminded that data protection, like manners, is not optional — and that judicial orders cannot be outwitted by CC lines.

I. What Happened

On 3 October 2025, the SWANK Legal Division issued a formal compliance notice to Westminster Children’s Services regarding ongoing violations of the Central London County Court order (Case No. M03CL193).
The Local Authority had continued using the Director’s personal email address, despite explicit judicial direction limiting all service to the authorised address — director@swanklondon.com.

This conduct resulted in unauthorised third-party access to a sealed family-court order, constituting both a procedural breach and a data-protection offence. The Legal Division therefore instructed Westminster to remove the personal address from all systems, re-serve all affected correspondence, and confirm compliance by noon the following day.

II. What the Document Establishes

• Westminster’s disregard for judicial service rules is now a matter of record.
• A sealed family-court order was exposed through negligent handling.
• SWANK Legal functions as an autonomous enforcement body recognised in Case No. M03CL193.
• The Local Authority’s administrative sloppiness carries measurable legal consequences.
• Professionalism without precision is merely performance.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To reinforce that SWANK’s addresses are jurisdictional instruments, not suggestions.
• To preserve the documentary chain of compliance for future enforcement.
• To highlight Westminster’s pattern of procedural vanity masquerading as authority.
• Because every bureaucratic breach deserves its own literary correction.

IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

• Court Order – M03CL193, Central London County Court
• UK GDPR Article 5(1)(f) – Integrity and Confidentiality Principle
• Data Protection Act 2018 § 171 – Unlawful Disclosure
• Human Rights Act 1998 Article 8 – Right to Private Correspondence
• Equality Act 2010 § 149 – Public-Sector Equality Duty

V. SWANK’s Position

This is not “clerical error.”
This is institutional laziness, gilded in bureaucratic stationery.

We do not accept the misuse of private contact details under the pretext of convenience.
We reject Westminster’s recurring attempts to blur procedural boundaries.
We document every infraction, every timestamp, every unprofessional CC.

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And retaliation deserves an archive.

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