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Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

SWANK Legal Division v Westminster (PC-181): On the Etiquette of Jurisdiction and the Illiteracy of Councils


⟡ COURT ORDER M03CL193: SERVICE ADDRESS BREACH NOTICE ⟡

Filed: 3 October 2025
Reference: SWANK/WESTMINSTER/SERVICE-BREACH
Download PDF: 2025-10-03_Core_PC-181_SWANKLegal_CourtOrderM03CL193_ServiceAddressBreachNotice.pdf
Summary: Westminster’s unlawful use of a personal email address resulted in third-party disclosure of a sealed court order — proving, once again, that incompetence is the Council’s only consistent service.

I. What Happened

On 3 October 2025, the SWANK Legal Division issued an urgent notice enforcing compliance with the Central London County Court Order (M03CL193).
Despite explicit judicial direction, Westminster persisted in serving documents to Ms. Chromatic’s personal email, an address monitored by her mother and therefore not private.
This lapse allowed unauthorised access to sealed court material, prompting SWANK to deliver a formal directive of correction, re-service, and confirmation by noon the next day.

In other words: the Council was ordered to stop emailing like amateurs.

II. What the Document Establishes

• That Westminster breached a valid standing court order.
• That a data-protection violation occurred under UK GDPR Article 5(1)(f).
• That SWANK Legal is the recognised authority of record in M03CL193.
• That the Local Authority’s administrative culture is both unlawful and aesthetically offensive.
• That SWANK’s legal correspondence now constitutes a model of jurisdictional fashion.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To affirm the Director’s exclusive communication sovereignty.
• To record a living example of bureaucratic misconduct for educational and historical purposes.
• To prevent further trespass by incompetent departments into private correspondence.
• Because formality is not an affectation — it’s a boundary.
• Because evidence, when well-dressed, commands obedience.

IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

• Central London County Court Order — M03CL193
• UK GDPR Article 5(1)(f) — Integrity & Confidentiality Principle
• Data Protection Act 2018 § 171 — Unlawful Disclosure
• Human Rights Act 1998 Article 8 — Right to Private Correspondence
• Equality Act 2010 § 149 — Public-Sector Equality Duty

V. SWANK’s Position

This is not “administrative confusion.”
This is dereliction in correspondence couture.

SWANK rejects Westminster’s informalism as a culture of carelessness.
We refuse to normalise procedural negligence wrapped in bureaucratic politeness.
We document every breach — for the record, for the archive, and for the future curriculum in Administrative Etiquette 101.

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