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Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

In re: Westminster City Council’s Service Misadventures and the Unauthorized Audience of Mothers


Service Email Clarification & Courtly Compliance

(In the Matter of M03CL193, Central London County Court)

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I. What Happened

Westminster’s Legal Services, in their infinite sloppiness, continued to dispatch sealed court orders to Ms. Chromatic’s personal email—an address openly monitored by her mother. The effect: a family court order, meant to be treated with confidentiality, slipped into the domestic inbox like supermarket spam.

II. What the Complaint Establishes

That the Local Authority, despite a clear judicial order of 12 September 2025, has:

  • Failed to restrict service to the mandated address.

  • Disclosed sealed proceedings to an unauthorised third party.

  • Embarrassed itself by violating both the Court’s authority and Article 5(1)(f) UK GDPR in one breathless motion.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because the Local Authority must be reminded that compliance is not elective.
Service is not a parlour game.
And confidentiality is not a quaint suggestion.

IV. Violations

  • Breach of Central London County Court Order (M03CL193) — failure of service compliance.

  • Unlawful third-party disclosure — personal email monitored by non-parties.

  • UK GDPR, Article 5(1)(f) — flagrant disregard of confidentiality and integrity principles.

V. SWANK’s Position

The Local Authority has until 12:00 sharp, the following day to:

  1. Remove the personal email from every record, list, and system.

  2. Re-serve all documents since 12 September 2025 to director@swanklondon.com.

  3. Confirm its penance in writing.

Failure will trigger a formal enforcement application, accompanied by SWANK’s ceremonial filing fanfare.

Filed with deliberate punctuation and gold-toned contempt by SWANK Legal Division, on behalf of Polly Chromatic.


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