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Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

On the Performance of Participation and the Bureaucratic Fetish for Exclusion.



⟡ The Inclusion Ensemble — in Procedural Velvet ⟡

Filed: 13 October 2025
Reference: SWANK/WESTMINSTER/INCLUSION-ENSEMBLE
Download PDF: 2025-10-13_Core_Westminster_InclusionEnsemble.pdf
Summary: The definitive April 2025 PLO correspondence series — eleven garments of procedural proof, hand-stitched from discrimination, retaliation, and cultural omission.


I. What Happened

In the spring of 2025, Westminster Children’s Services mistook compliance for rebellion.
They called meetings; the mother responded in writing.
They called it silence.
Each email, agenda, and attachment — lawful, timely, immaculately formatted — was met with disdain disguised as diligence.

While Westminster rehearsed participation as spectacle, the Applicant delivered it as literature.
Where they demanded performance, she delivered documentation — the one thing they could neither interpret nor control.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That lawful written communication is participation, not disobedience.
• That the Equality Act 2010 is not a costume to be worn when convenient.
• That cultural representation and disability access are not decorative accessories to policy.
• That a mother may be silenced in meetings, yet immortalised in correspondence.

This ensemble is not a plea; it is an inventory of every procedural thread Westminster has pulled too tightly.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because exclusion has a style, and Westminster has perfected it.
In the PLO wardrobe, discrimination drapes itself in politeness, and retaliation hides behind safeguarding.
Each exhibit in this witness statement is a hemline of endurance — an artefact of lawful composure under administrative siege.

SWANK logs The Inclusion Ensemble not as a grievance, but as an aesthetic — the art of responding elegantly to institutional chaos.


IV. Violations

• Equality Act 2010 – ss.20, 21, 149: Failure to provide lawful adjustments.
• Human Rights Act 1998 – Articles 6 & 8: Denial of procedural fairness and family participation.
• Children Act 1989 – s.22(4): Exclusion of cultural, linguistic, and paternal rights.
• CPR PD 1A – Ignored statutory participation accommodations.
• Data Protection Act 2018 – Omission and misrepresentation of lawful correspondence.


V. SWANK’s Position

The PLO was never a plan — it was a performance.
The Applicant did not refuse to participate; she refused to perform illness for an audience of bureaucrats.
Each exhibit in The Inclusion Ensemble is a pattern piece of procedural couture — measured, bound, and finished with judicial grace.

SWANK therefore declares that Westminster’s PLO was unlawful in structure and decadent in tone.
If procedure were fabric, this would be over-stitched, fraying at the seams, and entirely unfit for lawful wear.


Filed in the Mirror Court Division of Procedural Couture.
✒️ Polly Chromatic
Director, SWANK London Ltd
“We file what others forget — and we do it in procedural velvet.”


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