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Chromatic v The Administrative Abyss (PC-129): On the Theatre of Delay


⟡ N1 CLAIM STATUS REQUEST – CENTRAL LONDON COUNTY COURT (CNBC) ⟡

Filed: 2 June 2025
Reference: SWANK/CNBC/N1-STATUS-INQUIRY
Download PDF: 2025-06-02_Core_PC-129_CNBC_N1ClaimStatusRequest.pdf
Summary: A written request to the Central London County Court (Civil National Business Centre) seeking confirmation of service and progression details for the claimant’s multi-defendant N1 civil claim, filed March 2025. The letter asserts procedural transparency and written-only communication standards under SWANK’s jurisdictional doctrine of evidentiary correspondence.

I. What Happened

After filing a multi-defendant N1 claim in March 2025, SWANK London Ltd., acting under the directorship of Polly Chromatic, received no acknowledgment of service, movement, or procedural update.

On 2 June 2025, the Director issued a formal written request to CaseProgression.CNBC@justice.gov.uk, seeking:

  1. Confirmation of service for all named defendants.

  2. A written update on claim progression.

  3. Clarification of any outstanding procedural requirements.

The letter was written in the SWANK Written-Only Protocol format — a policy recognised under both the Equality Act 2010 and Reasonable Adjustment standards, prohibiting phone or verbal correspondence.

The result is a masterclass in civil procedure written as aesthetic defiance.

II. What the Document Establishes

• That the claim remains valid, active, and pending formal service confirmation.
• That written communication is a reasonable adjustment under medical necessity, not a preference.
• That SWANK London Ltd. is the formal entity responsible for correspondence on behalf of the claimant.
• That bureaucratic silence constitutes procedural obstruction, not neutrality.
• That when the system refuses clarity, documentation becomes strategy.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To memorialise an early instance of administrative inertia — the court’s delay as performance art.
• To reinforce that civil litigation is a paper-based duel, and SWANK writes in brocade.
• To ensure every administrative silence is captured, timestamped, and aesthetically humiliated.
• Because absence of response is itself a form of evidence.

IV. Legal & Procedural Framework

Instruments Cited:
• Civil Procedure Rules 6 & 7 – Service and Acknowledgment of Claim.
• Equality Act 2010, ss.20–21 – Failure to honour communication adjustments.
• Human Rights Act 1998, Art. 6 – Right to a fair hearing within a reasonable time.
• CPR Practice Direction 51Z – Digital filing and acknowledgment protocols.

Standards Invoked:
• Written-only correspondence (SWANK Communication Policy, 2024).
• Archival jurisdiction under the SWANK Evidentiary Charter.
• Documentation as lawful replacement for verbal interaction.

V. SWANK’s Position

“Delay is not neutrality; it is the bureaucracy’s preferred weapon.”

SWANK London Ltd. holds that the civil system’s silence does not imply progress but rather bureaucratic choreography — the performance of delay disguised as decorum.
The request therefore transforms inaction into record: a written mirror held to procedural absurdity.

The Director’s correspondence formalises what every litigant learns too late: in administrative theatre, the only dialogue worth preserving is the one written in your own tone.

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