“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

In re Chromatic v. Westminster: On the Preservation of Joy in Spite of Supervised Hostility


⟡ The Pre-Birthday Birthday ⟡

Filed: 26 August 2025
Reference: SWANK/BIRTHDAY/KINGDOM/11
Download PDF: 2025-08-26_Addendum_PreBirthdayBirthday_BirthdayCelebration_Kingdom.pdf
Summary: Kingdom’s 11th birthday was marked twice — first by a Pre-Birthday Birthday tea party, then by balloons, donuts, presents, and Nonsense Logic Games. Joy was preserved, even under surveillance.

I. What Happened

• Pre-Birthday Birthday – A Mad Hatter tea party, complete with backwards presents and nonsense rituals.
• Actual Birthday – Balloons, decorated donuts, birthday presents, candle ritual, and songs sung in ridiculous voices.
• Nonsense Logic Games – Wrong Answers Only, Opposite Day greetings, Invisible Presents, and Change Places chaos.
• Unity Ritual – Each sibling declared one thing they love about King, a paper chain symbolising family togetherness was created.
• Children’s Voices – Laughter, joy, and affection expressed freely — the very antithesis of the LA’s narrative of instability.

II. What the Document Establishes

• Continuity and Stability – Birthdays were celebrated twice, proving that maternal care preserves tradition even when institutions disrupt.
• Developmental Significance – At age 11, milestones affirm identity, belonging, and the passage to adolescence.
• Health Protection – Predictable celebrations reduce stress and reinforce asthma routines.
• Rights Recognition –
– Article 8, ECHR – Family life includes milestones and rituals.
– UNCRC, Arts. 3, 12, 31 – Best interests, child’s voice, and right to play respected.
• Contrast in Roles – Mother builds stability; Authority destroys it; yet joy survives through ritual.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To enshrine that even in supervised contact, joy was preserved and documented.
• To prove that the mother sustains cultural rituals, safeguarding identity and continuity.
• To demonstrate that children’s laughter and memory-making are acts of resilience.
• To preserve Westminster’s humiliation: restrictions could not erase celebration.

IV. SWANK’s Position

This is not indulgence. This is protective care, archived.

• We do not accept that safeguarding requires joy to be rationed.
• We reject bureaucratic hostility that would diminish childhood rituals.
• We will document that birthdays — doubled and nonsense-filled — are evidence of stability, not instability.

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