“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

In re Regulators, Draped in Evidence: A Treatise on the Couture of Accountability and the Fabric of Isolation


⟡ Oversight Service of the Isolation Bundle ⟡

Filed: 29 September 2025
Reference: SWANK/Oversight/Isolation-Service
Service File: 2025-09-29_FULLOversight_Bundle_Isolation.pdf
Summary: Formal service of the Isolation Bundle upon ICO, EHRC, Ofsted, and SWE.

I. What Happened

On 29 September 2025, the Isolation Bundle was served upon the constellation of oversight bodies — the Information Commissioner’s Office, the Equality and Human Rights Commission, Ofsted, and Social Work England.
This service is not an invitation; it is a ceremonial demand for accountability, stitched in law and bound in couture indignation.

II. What the Service Establishes

  • That Westminster’s conduct has been escalated beyond local concealment to national regulators.

  • That the Applicant has provided a complete evidentiary record — a catalogue of isolation, gagging, confiscation, and disproportion.

  • That no regulator may now plead ignorance; the archive is in their hands.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because regulators often prefer theory to textiles. SWANK therefore provides the cloth itself: the pattern-cut harms, the hemmed breaches, the embroidered timeline of disproportion.
This post ensures that oversight cannot remain abstract; the evidence has been served, accessorised, and catalogued.

IV. Violations in Context

  • Children Act 1989 – welfare of the child discarded like last season’s line.

  • Equality Act 2010 – disability duties unravelled at the seams.

  • ECHR Article 8 – family life treated as a removable accessory.

  • Professional Codes – safeguarding reduced to performance art without substance.

V. SWANK’s Position

This Oversight Service is a runway moment in procedural couture: a delivery of evidence not to one authority but to an entire row of seated regulators. They are now draped in accountability, whether they prefer wool, silk, or statutory polyester.

The Bundle has entered their possession. Their silence will be read as complicity; their response will be archived as part of the Collection.

✒️ Polly Chromatic
Founder & Director, SWANK London Ltd.
House of Legal Couture, London

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