“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

In re: The Glittering Crown and the Drooling Clipboard — On the Ritualisation of Incompetence as Safeguarding


⟡ ADDENDUM: The Brainless Bureaucracy — Localised or National? ⟡

Filed: 26 September 2025
Reference: SWANK/WCCS/PLO-BRAINLESS
Download PDF: 2025-09-26_PLOCore_Addendum_BrainlessBureaucracy.pdf
Summary: Westminster’s brainlessness exposes whether safeguarding collapse is parochial scandal or national doctrine.

I. The Snobbery of Fact

• Medical needs dismissed; asthma inhalers uncollected.
• Homeschooling denigrated as “non-engagement.”
• Complaints twisted into “hostility.”
• Foster care degraded to bread, sugar, and bureaucratic babysitting.

The result is not protection but ritual incompetence in public livery.

II. The Authority of Bromley

Bromley Family Law (p.640) decrees: safeguarding without proportion or lawful consent is malpractice. To confuse box-ticking with welfare is not guardianship but a parody of it.

III. The Indictment of Amos

Merris Amos, Human Rights Law, confirms: proportionality collapses where outcomes are hollow. Articles 3, 6, 8, and 14 ECHR stand breached when incompetence is rehearsed as policy.

IV. The International Rebuke

UNCRC Articles 3, 8, and 31 condemn Britain’s masquerade: children deprived of best interests, cultural identity, and meaningful participation while officials polish their clipboards.

V. Mirror Court Position

The crown may glitter, but the clipboard drools. Britain parades itself abroad as guardian of law, yet at home sanctifies negligence as safeguarding.

If this brainlessness is confined to Westminster, it is scandalous. If it is national, it is catastrophic.

SWANK London Ltd. therefore records — with velvet contempt — that safeguarding has collapsed into theatre, taxpayer-funded incompetence, and systemic rights abuse, now archived as evidence.

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