“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

In re Westminster, Served with Velvet Evidence: On the Couture of Procedural Humiliation and the Law of Unwelcome Parcels


⟡ Service of the Isolation Bundle ⟡

Filed: 29 September 2025
Reference: SWANK/Westminster/Isolation-Service
Service File: 2025-09-29_FULLLA_Bundle_Isolation.pdf
Summary: Formal service of the complete Isolation Bundle upon Westminster City Council – Children’s Services.

I. What Happened

On 29 September 2025, the Isolation Bundle was formally served upon Westminster City Council – Legal Services (Children’s Services). This bundle, comprising the C1, C1A, N244, Draft Order, Witness Statement, and supporting Core, Support, and Annex evidence, represents a complete couture collection of disproportionality.

II. What the Service Establishes

  • That Westminster can no longer feign ignorance of the evidence.

  • That the Applicant has provided notice in full compliance with Family Procedure Rules.

  • That the evidentiary fabric is now cut, stitched, and delivered — ready for judicial fitting.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because service is not a polite suggestion — it is a velvet summons.
This act of delivery transforms Westminster’s silence into procedural contempt, their inaction into stitchwork unravelled in public.

IV. Violations in Context

  • Children Act 1989 – ignored in welfare decision-making.

  • Equality Act 2010 – disregarded in the treatment of disability.

  • ECHR Article 8 – family life reduced to an accessory discarded from the rack.

V. SWANK’s Position

This service is an act of couture jurisprudence: an evidentiary parcel hand-stitched with statutory citations, gift-wrapped in proportionality, and deposited squarely on Westminster’s legal doorstep.

The Bundle has now entered their possession. What they choose to do with it is irrelevant; its service is complete, its weight undeniable, and its presence indelible in the record.

✒️ Polly Chromatic
Founder & Director, SWANK London Ltd.
House of Legal Couture, London

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