“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

In re Chromatic v. Westminster: On the Contradiction of Dismissing Expertise While Mandating Schooling



⟡ On the Futility of Degrees in the Hands of Bureaucratic Ignorance ⟡

Filed: 4 September 2025
Reference: SWANK/DEGREES/FUTILITY
Download PDF: 2025-09-04_Addendum_FutilityOfDegrees.pdf
Summary: The mother’s Master’s in Human Development is dismissed as irrelevant while compulsory schooling is imposed on her children. A contradiction so absurd it exposes safeguarding as control, not welfare.


I. What Happened

• Mother holds a Master’s in Human Development and undergraduate degrees in psychology and computer science.
• Local Authority refuses to recognise these qualifications in assessing her parental capacity.
• No assessment has cross-checked her academic background against allegations of “instability.”
• Instead, fabricated concerns are repeated while genuine expertise is ignored.


II. What the Document Establishes

• Contradiction – If degrees mean nothing, why mandate schooling?
• Erosion of Evidence – Expertise erased, accusations amplified.
• Procedural Failure – No recognition of qualifications = unfair process.
• Systemic Pattern – Parents’ expertise consistently sidelined when inconvenient.
• Discrimination – Equality Act 2010 breached by ignoring qualifications and disability accommodations.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To archive the absurdity of Local Authorities who dismiss higher education while mandating it for children.
• To expose the hostility that reduces lived expertise to nothing while elevating paperwork fantasy to everything.
• To preserve evidence that the mother intends to pursue a Doctorate in Human Development, underscoring resilience and expertise in the face of ignorance.


IV. Applicable Standards & Violations

• Children Act 1989, s.1 & s.17 – Welfare and duty to support ignored.
• Equality Act 2010, s.20 – Discrimination through refusal to accommodate expertise.
• Article 6, ECHR – Fair hearing undermined.
• Article 8, ECHR – Family life interfered with on fabricated grounds.
• UNCRC, Arts. 3 & 28 – Best interests and right to education distorted.


V. SWANK’s Position

This is not safeguarding. This is the bureaucratic art of contradiction, archived.

• We do not accept the erasure of advanced education in favour of fabrication.
• We reject a culture that demands children study while dismissing their mother’s Master’s degree.
• We will document that Westminster’s credibility collapses under the weight of its own contradictions.


⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡

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This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.

Filed with deliberate punctuation, preserved for litigation and education.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd.


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