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In re Chromatic v. Westminster & RBKC, Concerning the Ritualised Farce of Ofsted Notification and the Ethics of Bureaucratic Auto-Replies



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A Complaint They’ll File but Not Read

In re Chromatic v. Westminster & RBKC, Concerning the Ritualised Farce of Ofsted Notification and the Ethics of Bureaucratic Auto-Replies


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Filed: 7 July 2025
Reference Code: SWL-EX-0624-OFSTED-RETALIATION
Court File Name: 2025-06-24_SWANK_Complaint_Ofsted_SafeguardingRetaliation_RBKC_Westminster
1-line summary: Formal complaint to Ofsted regarding safeguarding retaliation and procedural abuse, met with templated non-response.


I. What Happened

On 24 June 2025, Polly Chromatic submitted a formal complaint to Ofsted detailing:

  • Coordinated safeguarding retaliation by Westminster and RBKC

  • Malicious obstruction of medical care

  • Procedural abuse through supervision threats and school registration

  • Disregard for disability, jurisdiction, and international protections

The response? A standard auto-email, warning against multiple emails and offering a potential “30-day reply window” for school matters.

Children were removed. Health care was disrupted. Retaliation was documented.
And Ofsted replied with a template.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • That Ofsted is now on formal notice of safeguarding misconduct involving disabled children

  • That multiple institutions acted with collusion and impunity

  • That U.S. citizenship, asthma severity, and lawful objections were deliberately ignored

  • That harm escalated after legal filings — not before

Ofsted cannot say they didn’t know. They can only claim that knowing was not enough.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because in the modern complaint economy, submitting proof of harm is indistinguishable from subscribing to a newsletter.

Because this is not just evidence of misconduct — it’s evidence of how England’s regulatory bodies are structured to receive but not respond, to log but not act, to archive without consequence.

SWANK logs this exchange not in expectation of remedy — but to highlight the spectacle of institutional self-protection.


IV. Violations and Complicity

  • Safeguarding retaliation under full disability disclosure

  • Procedural obstruction under guise of concern

  • Jurisdictional abuse without oversight intervention

  • Administrative silence as a method of harm preservation

The Local Authority engaged in cruelty.
Ofsted responded with branding guidelines.


V. SWANK’s Position

This isn’t a complaint. It’s a record of moral failure.
Ofsted was notified.
Ofsted did not ask a question, request evidence, or indicate escalation.
They issued a receipt.

And so we issue this post — not to seek help, but to log the performative architecture of British accountability.

You may safeguard the paperwork.
We will safeguard the record.


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