SWANK LAW No. 047: We Do Not Participate in Triangulation
A Principle of Aristocratic Clarity and Social Hygiene
At SWANK, we operate on the most refined of frequencies.
We do not negotiate our dignity through intermediaries.
We do not perform for audiences we did not invite.
And we most certainly do not defend ourselves to people with secondhand information and third-rate perception.
Triangulation — that grotesque sport of the emotionally inept — is a game for those who lack the courage to speak directly and the intellect to perceive nuance.
It is the tool of cowards, gossipers, and the socially common.
We do not court opinion by proxy.
We do not respond to “concerns” raised by unseen advisors.
We do not entertain relationships shaped in drawing rooms we weren’t present for.
Should you find yourself swayed by the whispers of your mother, your friends, your therapist, or any other uninformed spectator — we will, quite politely, escort you to the exit.
Because at SWANK, we regard triangulation as a form of relational illiteracy — a sign that one’s emotional lineage is not fit for our table.
Let it be known:
We dine only with those who bring their own clarity.
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