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In re SWANK London Ltd. v. Westminster & RBKC, On the Ritual Restoration of Legal Oxygen Following Procedural Asphyxiatio



⟡ SWANK London Ltd. Evidentiary Archive

Judicial Review, Jurisdictional Collapse, and the Emergency of Being Correct

In re SWANK London Ltd. v. Westminster & RBKC, On the Ritual Restoration of Legal Oxygen Following Procedural Asphyxiation


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Filed: 7 July 2025
Reference Code: SWL-JR-0624-REINSTATEMENT
Court File Name: 2025-06-24_SWANK_JudicialReview_EmergencyReinstatement_WestminsterRBKC
1-line summary: Judicial Review filed challenging unlawful child removal, with emergency reinstatement request and psychiatric support evidence.


I. What Happened

On 24 June 2025 at 00:22, Polly Chromatic, acting in her capacity as Director of SWANK London Ltd., submitted a Judicial Review application against Westminster City Council and the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea.

This submission included:

  • live Emergency Reinstatement Request

  • Medical documentation from Dr. Rafiq

  • An addendum on retaliatory removal

  • A fee exemption and full bundle of evidence supporting active litigation and procedural sabotage

The claim was sent to the Administrative Court with the tone of someone who already knew she was right.


II. What the Filing Establishes

  • That four disabled U.S. citizen children were removed without lawful threshold

  • That the applicant was denied communication accommodations, violating the Equality Act 2010

  • That retaliatory actions took place after the filing of civil and oversight complaints

  • That an evidentiary archive, criminal referrals, and mental health assessments were already in place — ignored only by those who found them inconvenient

This is not a Judicial Review.
This is a resurrection.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because sometimes, the only thing left to do is file something so lucid, so well-documented, and so uncomfortably damning that the only possible responses are:

  1. Silence

  2. Panic

  3. Settlement

  4. Reinstatement

SWANK logged this to ensure that no authority may one day claim, “We didn’t know.”
You knew.
You received.
You filed the wrong reply — or none at all.


IV. Violations and Relief Sought

  • Unlawful removal of minors without procedural basis

  • Failure to accommodate known disabilities of parent

  • Disregard for U.S. citizenship and consular protections

  • Safeguarding procedures used as legal reprisal post-complaint

Requested relief includes emergency reinstatement, jurisdictional recognition of disability, and a court-led correction of retaliatory error.


V. SWANK’s Position

This Judicial Review does not request justice.
It demands a forensic reckoning.
It demands that the court acknowledge what Westminster and RBKC tried to bury in process — that this removal was procedural theatre, staged to punish, silence, and isolate.

There are no more warnings.
There are no more unanswered emails.
There is only the record.

And it has been filed.


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