“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

In Re: JPEGs of Children, v. The Right to Hold Them Or, How a Social Worker Sent Emotion as Attachment


⟡ When Pictures Arrived, But Parenthood Didn’t ⟡

Or, When the State Sent Love Through JPEGs and Delay

Metadata

Filed: 4 July 2025
Reference Code: SWANK/WEST/SAMBROWN/CHILDREN'SLETTERS
Filed by: Polly Chromatic 
Filed from: W2 6JL
Court File Name:
2025-07-04_ZC25C50281_Photos_Letters_Pictures_From_Children.pdf

I. What Happened

On the afternoon of 4 July 2025, Sam Brown emailed the Claimant to share photographs of handwritten letters and drawings from her four children — who had been unlawfully removed eleven days prior.

The email read with bureaucratic softness:

“Please see attached photos of letters and pictures from the children.”
“When Kirsty is back next week we can discuss getting the actual copies to you.”
“Apologies again for the delay…”

The attached ZIP file — chillingly named Bonne Annee - Pictures and messages from children to mum… — contained digital proxies of maternal contact, doled out as benevolent ration.

II. The Tender Weaponisation of Sentiment

Let us be clear: these were not merely photos.

These were:

  • A state’s simulacrum of affection

  • Delayed correspondence, filtered through gatekeeping professionals

  • Proof that the children’s emotional expressions had been collected, scanned, reviewed — and withheld for days

Sam does not explain the delay. He does not acknowledge the trauma of seeing one’s children only through JPEG artefacts. He offers no immediate plan to restore actual communication.

The letters are real. The access to them is staged.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because one does not parent through previews.
Because bureaucratic control over children’s letters is not administration, it is curated alienation.

Because the delay — followed by a mild apology — reinforces a grotesque inversion:

  • The parent must be polite to see her own children’s love

  • While the institution reserves the right to withhold it until convenient

Because these are not documents of affection — they are evidence of interference with its delivery.

IV. SWANK’s Position

SWANK London Ltd. recognises this as:

  • An emotionally manipulative procedural event

  • A clear instance of “gatekeeping care through curation”

  • A reminder that love is not safe in the hands of the administrative state

We do not thank Sam Brown for the JPEGs.
We note the delay.
We log the detachment.
And we preserve the artefact as part of the State’s Archive of Withheld Tenderness.

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