“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

SWANK Statement No. 017: Inbox Fragility and the Evolution of Tone

SWANK Statement No. 017: Inbox Fragility and the Evolution of Tone

Let’s be perfectly clear.

If my emails make you uncomfortable—if my written clarity feels “inappropriate,” “unsettling,” or “aggressive”—you needn’t worry.

I’ll stop emailing you.

Instead, I’ll begin formally documenting and complaining about you. Thoroughly. Elegantly. Publicly, if necessary.

Because here at SWANK, we observe a simple rule of institutional etiquette:

When polite communication is pathologised, escalation becomes protocol.

This is not spiteful. It is strategic.

It is what happens when polite requests for fairness are ignored, delayed, or described as “hostile.”

We understand that some professionals are deeply disturbed by disabled people who write well.

They are jarred by parents who document, citizens who cite legislation, or women who speak with authority.

They prefer silence, submission, and unreadable confusion.

We offer none of those.

What we offer is this:

  1. Concise timelines
  2. Legal terminology
  3. Procedural exposure
  4. And the irreversible evolution of tone.

Because once someone decides that a legitimate concern is a “threat,” they’ve already refused resolution.

At that point, the email ends—and the formal process begins.

At SWANK, we don’t chase.

We document.

We correct.

We proceed.

And no, we don’t accept your apology when the ombudsman gets involved.

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