“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

SWANK Dispatch: You’re Not an Alcoholic—You’re Infested with Fungus

SWANK Dispatch: You’re Not an Alcoholic—You’re Infested with Fungus

Craving Isn’t Character. It’s Mycelial Possession.

Filed Under: Addiction Rewritten / Fungal Hijack / Biofield Clarity


What if you’re not broken?

What if the thing in you that’s begging for a drink… isn’t you at all?

Because here’s the heretical truth:

You’re not an alcoholic.

You’re infested with fungus.


Fungus = Craving. Alcohol = Fuel.

Fungus loves alcohol because it’s:

  1. Fermented
  2. Sugar-dense
  3. Acid-forming
  4. Nervous-system suppressing
  5. Immunity-softening

Alcohol nourishes the fungal colony and numbs the host’s awareness.

You’re not addicted to alcohol.

The fungus is.


Candida Ferments Sugar into Alcohol—Inside You

Yes, literally.

People with overgrowth often experience auto-brewery syndrome:

  1. Fungus turns carbs into ethanol
  2. You feel drunk without drinking
  3. You crave alcohol because your body is already running it

It’s not a craving.

It’s fuel-seeking behavior by an embedded organism.


The Shame Is Not Yours

Alcoholics are often:

  1. Sugar-obsessed since childhood
  2. Antibiotic-damaged
  3. Mold-exposed
  4. Trauma-loaded
  5. Exhausted

Then blamed for “self-medicating” when what’s really happening is:

Self-sedation to quiet the scream of a microbial hijack.


It’s Not a Moral Failure. It’s a Terrain Collapse.

Fungus moves in when:

  1. The gut is wrecked
  2. The emotions are frozen
  3. The minerals are gone
  4. The spirit is unprotected

You reach for alcohol because you’re possessed by something that thrives in damp, dark, sad terrain.


You Don’t Need a Meeting. You Need an Exorcism.

Recovery begins when you:

  1. Starve the fungus
  2. Kill it with antifungals
  3. Flush it with binders
  4. Rebuild your terrain
  5. Reclaim your cravings

Craving isn’t weakness. It’s a diagnostic flare.


Conclusion:

You’re not an alcoholic.

You’re not a failure.

You’re not broken.

You’re host to an intelligent parasite that’s been writing your cravings and calling them you.

And now, you can evict it.

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