๐ ๐ฎ๐ฒ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ Dispatch | 2 February 2025
ON THE PATHOLOGY OF IRRESPONSIBILITY: AN IMMUNOLOGICAL RESPONSE
๐ Filed From: Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
✒️ Author: Polly Chromatic
๐ Filed Under: Asthma Trigger Documentation · Social Worker Aversion Reflex · Bureaucratic Panic Induction · Irresponsibility Syndrome · SWANK Behavioural Pathogen Memo
To:
Kirsty Hornal, Philip Reid, Laura Savage, Simon O'Meara, Fiona Dias-Saxena, Sarah Newman, Gideon Mpalanyi, Rachel Pullen, Eric Wedge-Bull, Rhiannon Hodgson, Milena Abdula-Gomes, Annabelle Kapoor, Samira Issa, Glen Peache
Cc: alsmith@gov.tc, aaforbes@gov.tc, Nannette Nicholson
Bcc: Documented on the astral plane.
๐งช THE MOST DANGEROUS VIRUS I KNOW: IRRESPONSIBILITY
“Social workers are the most consistently irresponsible group of people I’ve ever met.”
Not undertrained.
Not underpaid.
Irresponsible—willfully, institutionally, and without consequence.
Where others bring professionalism, you bring a pathogen.
๐ค PHYSIOLOGICAL OUTCOME: ASTHMA. PANIC. DISGUST.
“The lack of accountability and the pervasive irresponsibility cause me asthma attacks and panic attacks.”
This isn’t metaphor.
This is a medical reaction.
Your visits, your delays, your bureaucratic theatre—all of it lands in my lungs.
You are not “providing care.”
You are a walking aerosol of neglect.
๐ซ THIS IS A BOUNDARY. NOT A REQUEST.
“I’m tired of being forced to have these irresponsible people in my home and in my life.”
If your presence makes me sick, your absence is treatment.
I don’t need support. I need quarantine—from you.
๐ ADDENDUM: I DO NOT SPEAK. I DO NOT PHONE. I WILL NOT REPEAT.
“Please note: I cannot speak verbally. Please email only. I do not own a phone.”
It’s not a preference.
It’s an adjustment.
And if you can’t handle typing, you’re unfit to safeguard anyone—especially the chronically unheard.
Polly Chromatic
Allergic to misconduct. Unvaccinated against bureaucratic ineptitude.
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