⟡ The Administrative Echo of a Cease-and-Desist ⟡
“Please don’t contact the wrong Sam Brown while we threaten you via the right one.”
Filed: 11 June 2025
Reference: SWANK/WCC/CEASE-ADMIN-TAILNOTE
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Follow-up email from Bi-borough Legal instructing Polly Chromatic not to email the wrong Sam Brown during threat of injunction proceedings.
⟡ Chromatic v Westminster: On the Bureaucratic Policing of Contact Protocols During Threat Escalation ⟡
WCC, Michaela Smeaton, contact correction, cease and desist extension, injunction backdrop, administrative control theatre, Bi-borough Legal
I. What Happened
On 11 June 2025 at 11:53 AM, Michaela Smeaton, Interim Principal Solicitor at Westminster’s Bi-borough Legal Services, sent an email clarifying that the correct contact email for social worker Sam Brown was sam.brown2@westminster.gov.uk — and instructing Polly Chromatic not to email sam.brown@westminster.gov.uk.
This clarification was issued immediately following a formal cease and desist letter threatening injunction and legal costs. The message offered no substantive reply, only contact curation.
II. What the Email Establishes
⟡ Obsessive control over procedural minutiae while evading substantive accountability
⟡ Redirection as performance — reaffirming dominance through contact enforcement
⟡ Thinly veiled escalation strategy disguised as administrative helpfulness
⟡ Attempt to launder coercion through politeness
This was not clarification. It was custodianship of intimidation.
III. Why SWANK Logged It
Because even footnotes of aggression belong in the archive. Because when councils threaten legal action while correcting their own contact metadata, it is not a service — it is a flex. SWANK documents this not as an error, but as an evidentiary gesture of procedural ego.
When the content is indefensible, they control the email address.
IV. Legal & Structural Notes
Threat communication issued during ongoing complaint and disability-adjusted litigation
Use of contact error to imply procedural disorder on the part of the complainant
Implicit risk of contact breach being reframed as justification for injunction
Serves as a paper trail fragment reinforcing the larger threat strategy already archived
V. SWANK’s Position
This wasn’t support. It was surveillance via Outlook.
This wasn’t clarity. It was territorialism.
We do not accept that “misdirected emails” justify the curation of contact as conduct.
SWANK rejects this bureaucratic gentry act — the curtsy before contempt.
You may own the inbox, but we own the record.
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