“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

The Mould Was Reported. The Gas Was Documented. The Borough Did Nothing.



⟡ SWANK Housing Neglect Filing ⟡

“You Let a Disabled Family Breathe Sewer Gas. We Filed the Complaint.”
Filed: 19 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/RBKC/ENV-HOUSING/2025-05-19
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-05-19_SWANK_RBKCComplaint_HousingNeglect_EnvironmentalHealthFailure.pdf


I. The Walls Were Black. The Air Was Poisoned. The Council Did Nothing.

On 19 May 2025, SWANK London Ltd. filed a formal complaint to The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea (RBKC) regarding catastrophic housing conditions — including sewer gas exposure, dangerous mould, and structural decay — in a tenancy legally occupied by a disabled parent and her children.

The hazard was reported.
The documentation was clear.

And the Council's response was silence, delay, and retaliation.


II. What the Complaint Documents

  • That RBKC received video evidence of environmental hazard — and delayed response for months

  • That officers were notified of respiratory collapse, medical damage, and a child’s deteriorating health

  • That despite repeated notifications under the Housing Act 2004no enforcement occurred

  • That a pet died, the children fell ill, and the parent was hospitalised, all while waiting for repairs

This is not housing dispute.
This is statutory abandonment by a borough that knew better.


III. Why SWANK Filed This

Because the lie was already forming:

“She was unstable.”
“She caused the damage.”
“She didn’t inform the Council.”

So we filed — to expose what they received, when they received it, and how they chose inaction over enforcement.

This complaint now operates as:

  • Legal evidence

  • Historical record

  • And a public ledger of breach, decay, and institutional rot


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not wait for repair notices.
We issue indictments.

We do not plead for assistance.
We publish abandonment.

We do not allow families to breathe poison in silence — while the borough cites procedure.

Let the record show:

The damage was real.
The Council was informed.
And now, the complaint is public — because SWANK exists, and the state cannot be trusted with the file.


⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡

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