Not Super Intelligent Now, Are We, UK?
A Statement on the Terminal Stupidity of Safeguarding Theatre
Filed: 6 August 2025
Reference Code: SWANK-SCORN-OFSTUPIDITY
PDF Filename: 2025-08-06_SWANK_Post_NotSuperIntelligent_UK.pdf
Summary: A mother’s sarcasm meets a nation’s mediocrity. No lifeboats for irony.
I. You Sent Social Workers to Fight Logic
The UK’s safeguarding empire — a pompous machine made of policy, paperclips, and projection — has finally proven what many of us already suspected:
It is not smart.
It confuses concern with control.
It confuses compliance with care.
It confuses a child’s cry for help with “non-engagement.”
And it still — still — cannot read a mother’s filing without flinching.
II. Evidence? Too Emotional.
Testimony? Too Calm.
Disability? Too Complicated.
Court Procedure? Too Much Work.
You demanded assessments after ignoring assessments.
You demanded cooperation after criminalising communication.
You staged a child’s emotional collapse, and then dared to call it "supervised contact."
And you think this performance earns you authority?
III. The Performance of Intelligence
Is Not the Same as Intelligence
You held up my son’s journal as a threat.
You watched him cry, then wrote reports about how polite he was.
You banned his bike.
You interrogated his mother for wearing sunglasses.
Let us be very clear:
This is not intelligent governance.
This is not safeguarding.
This is failure in a silk lanyard.
IV. Congratulations
You have now weaponised incompetence so thoroughly that the only appropriate response is art.
You are a case study in:
Bureaucratic entropy
Procedural vandalism
Administrative gaslighting
And state-sponsored parental erasure
And still, somehow, you remain very impressed with yourselves.
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