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Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

Prerogative & Kingdom v Westminster: On Respiratory Infection, Procedural Malaise, and the Fetish of Attendance


⟡ Addendum of Inflamed Lungs & Inflamed Bureaucracy ⟡

Filed: 27 August 2025
Reference Code: SWANK-MEDICAL-RISK-2025
PDF Filename: 2025-08-27_SWANK_Addendum_MedicalRisk.pdf
Summary: Two asthmatic children made ill by compulsory attendance; paracetamol prescribed for bureaucracy, not for lungs.

I. What Happened

The Local Authority, undeterred by repeated warnings, dispatched two children with Eosinophilic Asthma into an infection-rich school environment. The result: fever, cough, congestion, fatigue. The LA’s “solution”? Paracetamol — as though bureaucracy might be medicated into competence.

II. What the Addendum Establishes

  • Ill children cannot be compelled into unsafe educational spaces under guise of welfare.

  • Learning does not occur in conditions of breathlessness.

  • “Safeguarding” has been redefined as the art of ignoring medical evidence while ticking attendance registers.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because health is not ornamental, and asthma is not imaginary. The LA’s mismanagement elevates infection exposure to official policy, degrading both the welfare principle and the children themselves.

IV. Violations

  • Children Act 1989, s.22(3)(a): Welfare abandoned to the timetable of school bells.

  • Equality Act 2010: No adjustments, only indifference.

  • Article 8 ECHR: Family life fractured, health disregarded.

  • Article 3 ECHR: Degrading treatment made policy.

  • Bromley (11th Ed., p. 640): A reminder that safeguarding powers are not toys of coercion.

V. SWANK’s Position

The Local Authority cannot conceal medical endangerment beneath pedagogical pretext. Illness is not truancy; asthma is not disobedience. Prerogative and Kingdom require recovery at home, not degradation in corridors. Westminster’s failures are now filed as further evidence of systemic procedural decay.

Filed by:
✒️ Polly Chromatic
Director, SWANK London Ltd.

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