“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

He Promised Reimbursement. He Delivered a Crime Scene.


⟡ The Landlord Who Evicted Us with Sewer Gas ⟡

Filed: 19 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/HOUSING/AIRROCK-EJECTION
📎 Download PDF — 2025-05-19_SWANK_Complaint_Landlord_EladKatz_AirRock_ConstructiveEviction_DisabilityHousingBreach.pdf

I. He Promised Reimbursement. He Delivered a Crime Scene.

This complaint against Elad Katz, operating under AirRock UK, sets out the legal and material basis for constructive eviction due to:

  • Prolonged sewer gas exposure at 37 Elgin Crescent

  • Failure to remediate hazardous conditions

  • Withholding of agreed reimbursements

  • Breach of disability accommodations, tenancy duty, and housing law

The flat became uninhabitable.
The air became dangerous.
And the landlord — became legally irrelevant.

II. What Was Promised. What Was Weaponised.

This was not a dispute over rent.
This was housing by chemical warfare.

The complaint evidences:

  • Internal confirmation of known gas leaks

  • Negligence in coordinating repair or relocation

  • Evasion of legal liability disguised as polite delay

  • A landlord more responsive to image than asthma

He didn’t issue an eviction notice.
He used the plumbing.

III. Why SWANK Filed It

Because “constructive eviction” isn’t metaphor — it’s legal precision.
Because the landlord’s inaction constituted forced departure through toxicity.
Because disability law is not paused when a pipe bursts.

Let the record show:

  • The tenancy was sabotaged

  • The promises were performative

  • The harm was chemical

  • And SWANK — filed the eviction he pretended not to issue

This isn’t about poor maintenance.
It’s about calculated silence that cleared a flat without paperwork.

IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not permit landlords to escape liability through attrition.
We do not consider gas leaks a form of negotiation.
We do not redact the name of the man who let children inhale sulphide to avoid relocation costs.

Let the record show:

The air was lethal.
The flat was unlivable.
The contract was breached.
And SWANK — filed it all, for housing court and public record.

This is not tenant grievance.
It is disability eviction by sewer line — and we archived every molecule.




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