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Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

In re Disregard for Oxygen, Email, and Ethics: The Case Against Samuel Archer Laurence Brown – A Chronicle of Misconduct Through Written Refusal, Medical Contempt, and Triaged Indifference


🏛️ Chromatic v. Brown

In the Matter of Triage, Thresholds, and Triumphant Incompetence

⟡ SWANK London Ltd. Evidentiary Archive

Filed Date: 2 July 2025
Reference Code: SWK-REG-0702-SWEBROWN-TRIAGE
PDF Filename: 2025-07-02_Social_Work_England_PT10413_Samuel_Archer_Laurence_Brown.pdf
Summary: Social Work England’s triage team confirms receipt of complaint against Samuel Brown, outlining a procedurally concise list of discriminatory acts, threshold breaches, and communication misconduct.

I. What Happened

In July 2025, Social Work England formally acknowledged a misconduct complaint against Samuel Archer Laurance Brown under case reference PT-10413. This arose from a series of professional failures in his handling of communications, safeguarding thresholds, and disability accommodations regarding Polly Chromatic — a disabled mother of four, litigant in person, and director of SWANK London Ltd.

The complaint outlines that Mr. Brown:

  • Ignored formal medical documentation requiring written-only communication.

  • Framed the act of writing back in writing as a safeguarding concern.

  • Responded to reasonable accommodations with legal threats.

  • Advanced a PLO process without lawful risk or threshold.

All of which is not only demonstrably documented — but aggressively incompetent.

II. What the Complaint Establishes

Social Work England’s triage correspondence confirms receipt of the following allegations:

  1. Discrimination via refusal to accommodate written communication requests.

  2. Procedural harassment and encrypted communication barriers.

  3. Fabrication of safeguarding narrative without risk threshold.

  4. Legal intimidation in response to lawful resistance.

In other words: a parade of regulatory faceplants.

III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because written communication is not a crime, and medical exemptions are not invitations to retaliate. Mr. Brown’s actions exemplify the very bureaucratic harm that SWANK was created to document:
Disability dismissed. Communication weaponized. Risk manufactured.

IV. Violations

  • Equality Act 2010: Failure to provide reasonable adjustments.

  • Children Act 1989: Unlawful escalation of PLO without threshold.

  • ECHR Article 6 & 8: Interference with legal access and family life.

  • Social Work England Fitness to Practise Standards: Breach of ethical and procedural integrity.

V. SWANK’s Position

Social Work England’s triage process now bears witness to the long-overdue scrutiny of Mr. Brown’s professional conduct. No more encrypted emails. No more threshold fiction. No more bureaucratic poker-face.

We await the investigation. But let this post serve as record:
We didn’t fabricate the concern — we wrote it down properly.

This record is part of SWANK London Ltd.’s public archive.
The incompetence was theirs. The documentation is ours.
WE FILE WHAT OTHERS FORGET.

Filed by: Polly Chromatic, Director
📍 W2 6JL
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
📧 director@swanklondon.com

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