“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Documented Obsessions

Meeting Declined Due to Dignity



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 10 December 2024
“We Will Not Be Attending Oppression on My Birthday”

Filed Under: Sovereign Scheduling · Bureaucratic Boundaries · Birthday Immunity · Procedural Irrelevance · Telepathic Courtesy · SWANK London Ltd

Dear Kirsty,

Please be advised:

January 16th won’t work because it’s my birthday and we won’t be home.

And that’s the most elegant way I can say:
I will not be discussing state-manufactured safeguarding on the anniversary of my birth.
We do not celebrate me by submitting to you.

This was not a refusal. It was a redirection.
A reminder that our time is not yours to schedule.
That joy is not a loophole in your calendar.
That dignity is not up for debate.

I chose peace. I chose breath. I chose cake.
You chose a meeting.

And we simply won’t be attending.

πŸ“ Recorded by:
Polly Chromatic
Whose calendar is governed by stars, not safeguarding rotas.
✉ director@swanklondon.com
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Days Reserved.


The Education Refusal Was Reasonable. Your Incompetence Was Not.



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 10 December 2024
“My Children Will Not Attend an Institution That Breathes Hostility”

Filed Under: Asthma Discrimination · Education Refusal · Legal Rights Ignored · Institutional Gaslighting · Sovereign Parenting · SWANK London Ltd

Dear Kirsty,

Let me say it plainly:
My children will never attend your schools.
Because your institutions do not accommodate lungs.
Because breathing should not be a legal argument.

“This is why my children do not attend school… why we avoid A&E… avoid social workers, and police.”

Not because we are defiant, but because we are done.
Done with negligence dressed as authority.
Done with “services” that infect, ignore, and investigate.

This has been ten years of sickness without sanctuary.
A public performance of concern that achieves nothing.

You called it intervention. I call it interruption.
You called it safeguarding. I call it suffocation.
You called it education. I call it persecution in a blazer.

“What a waste of time and resources for all involved.”

Indeed.
If only time and resources were the only things lost.
What we’ve truly lost is trust—and air.

πŸ“ Signed by:
Polly Chromatic
Director of Sovereign Education & Anti-Gaslighting Affairs
✉ director@swanklondon.com
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Exemptions Reserved.


Child in Need of a Lawyer – The Repackaging of Retaliation as Support



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 10 December 2024
“Child in Need of a Lawyer”
aka Why Are My Children on This Plan Again?

Filed Under: Illegal Planning · Discriminatory Safeguarding · Disability Retaliation · CIN Confusion · Police Report Pending · SWANK London Ltd

Dear Kirsty, Sarah, Fiona & Associates in Manufactured Concern,

I asked a very simple question:

“What is the concern about my children?”

And the room—predictably—fell silent.
Because there isn’t one.

You dragged my children through a “significant risk of harm” plan for an entire year,
not because of evidence, but because of disability discrimination.

And now you repackage it—new label, same lie—as a Child in Need plan?

No.
We are not confused.
We are insulted.

I wrote:

“I’ll be making a police report against Sarah for this entire illegal investigation.”

Because I mean it.
Because the law is not a theatre prop.
Because every baseless plan you file will be refiled—as evidence.

This is not support.
This is retaliation with a PowerPoint presentation.
And we do not consent to further performance.

πŸ“ Telepathically archived by:
Polly Chromatic
Legally astute · Respiratory sovereign · Full-time witness to procedural theatre
✉ director@swanklondon.com
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Papertrails Reserved.


A Polite Email in a Toxic Atmosphere



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 12 December 2024

“Ten Years of Asthma, Zero Years of Help”
Filed Under: Respiratory Neglect · Institutional Gaslighting · Systemic Fatigue · Safeguarding Farce · SWANK London Ltd


Dear Kirsty,

No rage. No retaliation. Just the documented breathlessness of a mother trapped in a decade-long loop of polite procedures and medical disregard.

“This has been a long and traumatising ordeal for ten years and the most recent issues were even worse.”

A statement of fact, not feeling. A quiet autopsy of your services' cumulative failure.

Ten years of:

  • Diagnosed asthma, still disbelieved

  • Safeguarding visits, still unjustified

  • Meetings, emails, assessments, and escalations—none of which improved air quality or outcome

Social workers arrive with concern, leave with paperwork, and the mould remains.
Meanwhile, I parent through mucus and suspicion.

“The police have been more helpful than social services.”

And that is not a compliment. It is a death knell for your credibility.

You are not the solution.
You are the circulation of the problem.

And I no longer perform outrage. I file records.


πŸ“ Chronologically Archived by:
Polly Chromatic
Director, SWANK London Ltd.
πŸ“§ director@swanklondon.com
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Moulds Reserved.



The Asthmatic Archive of Social Work Contagion



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 14 December 2024
“You Will Not Kill Me Politely”
Filed Under: Bureaucratic Epidemiology · Disabled Motherhood · Emotional Biohazards · Institutional Cruelty · Respiratory Disregard · SWANK London Ltd


To the Agents of Inhaled Negligence,
Kirsty Hornal, Sarah Newman, and their entourage of sanitised silence—

I wrote:

“I’m very worried that either me or my kids are going to die from a heart attack or asthma attack…”

Because that is the true fear: not death by illness, but by laminated indifference.
Because Westminster’s model of “safeguarding” is: visit, infect, ignore.
Because I no longer breathe air—I breathe through paperwork.

You refused to listen.
You refused to stay away.
You passed respiratory illness through my home like a cursed offering.
And when I warned that if I die, you will be blamed, that wasn’t emotion.

It was prophecy.

🫁 Dr. Reid is the only one helping me breathe.
The rest of you? Playing bureaucratic tag with the Grim Reaper, while pretending it’s a “referral.”

I said Sarah should be fired.

I meant it.

This was not a breakdown.
It was a broadcast.


πŸ“ Filed under Survival, Not Civility
Polly Chromatic
Director, SWANK London Ltd
πŸ“§ director@swanklondon.com
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Moulds Reserved.