⟡ SWANK LONDON LTD. — CORE ENTRY PC-77464 ⟡
Filed: 29 October 2025
Reference: SWANK / WCC / Contact-Plan Correction – Medical Interference Series
Document: 2025-10-29_Core_PC-77464_Westminster_ContactPlanCorrection_MedicalManagementAndProceduralCoercion.pdf
Summary:
A written correction to Westminster’s latest bureaucratic aria — the attempt to outlaw inhalers, peak-flow meters, and parental decency in one keystroke.
I. The Scene
Westminster’s public servants — those tireless conductors of confusion — unveiled yet another procedural overture: a Contact Plan so contradictory it managed to both require and forbid breathing at the same time.
Their thesis: that medically prescribed asthma management “makes children think they are ill.”
SWANK’s rebuttal: No — it makes them alive.
When presented with this paradox, Polly Chromatic did what any rational scholar of justice and oxygen would do — she filed a correction, attached four annexes, quoted Bromley, cited the Equality Act, and reminded Westminster that the lungs are not discretionary equipment.
II. The Evidentiary Overture
Attachments include:
1️⃣ RAW EveryChild Transcript — proving full transparency and item inspection.
2️⃣ Meeting Transcript — confirming the council agreed items could be checked early.
3️⃣ The Contact Plan itself — a document so contradictory it could qualify for literary study.
4️⃣ The EveryChild Working Agreement — signed, followed, and then ignored by Westminster.
Each attachment functions as an aria in the same opera of absurdity: La Procédure Maladive.
III. Legal & Medical Findings
• Violation of UK GDPR Arts. 5 & 16 – accuracy and rectification ignored.
• Equality Act 2010 ss. 20, 29 & 149 – reasonable adjustments refused.
• ECHR Arts. 8 & 14 – family life replaced by paperwork.
• UN CRC Arts. 3 & 24 – health subordinated to administrative aesthetics.
• Bromley’s Family Law – consent procured by coercion is not consent but theatre.
IV. Professional Disclosure
Polly Chromatic, M.A. (Human Development – Social Justice), B.Sc. (Psychology & Computer Science), doctoral candidate in Human Development and Social Justice.
Her specialism: ethical AI, empathy, and institutional behaviour — otherwise known as the study of why bureaucracy keeps eating its own ethics.
This academic infrastructure underwrites every comma of this correspondence and every sigh of professional disbelief herein.
V. SWANK’s Position
SWANK London Ltd. finds it grotesque that Westminster’s definition of “safeguarding” now includes forbidding respiratory monitoring, forbidding parental transparency, and forbidding steak.
The act of teaching children lawful ethics has been recast as insubordination; the act of teaching them to breathe, as defiance.
SWANK re-asserts that lawful procedure does not authorise medical negligence. Bureaucracy may be opaque, but lungs are not optional.
VI. Epistolary Aftertaste
Each line of this email — polite, cited, oxygenated — dismantles a system that mistakes its forms for law.
What Westminster calls “refusal,” SWANK calls rectification.
What they call “procedure,” SWANK calls pathology.
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Every exhibit admissible. Every adjective deliberate. Every inhaler logged.