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Chromatic v Reid (PC-114): On Medical Authority Without Integrity



⟡ FORMAL COMPLAINT – GENERAL MEDICAL COUNCIL ⟡

Filed: 21 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/GMC/REID-FTPR-2025
Download PDF: 2025-05-21_Core_PC-114_GMC_ComplaintDrReid.pdf
Summary: Formal complaint to the General Medical Council (GMC) regarding the misconduct of Dr. Philip Reid, a primary care physician in the Westminster area. The complaint identifies deliberate misrepresentation of medical records, failure to uphold disability accommodations, and complicity in procedural harassment by local authorities.


I. What Happened

On 21 May 2025Polly Chromatic (legally Noelle Bonnee Annee Simlett) submitted a formal complaint to the GMC, outlining professional and ethical breaches by Dr. Philip Reid.

The complaint details three primary violations:

  1. Failure to Intervene During Known Harassment
    Despite being repeatedly informed of harassment by social workers and its impact on her health, Dr. Reid failed to intervene or escalate concerns. His inaction facilitated further institutional harm, breaching the medical duty of protection.

  2. Failure to Uphold Disability Adjustment
    Although the patient had a confirmed written-only communication adjustment due to eosinophilic asthmaPTSD, and muscle tension dysphonia, Dr. Reid continued to engage with safeguarding processes that ignored this requirement, endangering both medical safety and procedural fairness.

  3. Misrepresentation of a Child’s Medical Condition
    After receiving clinical documentation confirming that the patient’s son (Prince) was diagnosed with asthma, Dr. Reid informed social workers that the child “does not have asthma.” This falsehood appeared in the PLO letterused against the family — a fabricated medical narrative weaponised in legal proceedings.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That Dr. Reid breached the GMC’s ethical and professional standards by falsifying or misrepresenting information.
• That his refusal to uphold a disability accommodation constitutes direct discrimination under the Equality Act 2010.
• That his conduct enabled the procedural persecution of a disabled patient and her children.
• That this is not clinical error but ethical abandonment.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To document the intersection between medical negligence and safeguarding abuse.
• To ensure the GMC receives an evidentiary trail proving collusion between clinical actors and social services.
• To preserve this complaint as a key artifact in the SWANK Medical Misconduct Archive.
• Because when doctors become narrators of falsehood, archives must become clinics of truth.


IV. Legal & Ethical Framework

Professional Standards – GMC (2024)
• Good Medical Practice – honesty, transparency, accuracy in medical documentation.
• Equality & Diversity Duties – accommodation for disability in all patient interaction.
• Safeguarding Obligations – protection of vulnerable patients and families from institutional harm.

Statutory Context
• Equality Act 2010, ss.15, 19, 20 – discrimination and failure to accommodate.
• Data Protection Act 2018, s.171 – accuracy and lawful processing of medical information.
• Human Rights Act 1998, Arts. 3, 6, 8 – protection from degrading treatment, denial of fair process, and interference with family life.


V. SWANK’s Position

“When a doctor rewrites health as fiction, the body becomes bureaucracy.”

SWANK London Ltd. holds that Dr. Philip Reid’s conduct represents the quiet collapse of medical ethics under administrative pressure.
His inaction, misrepresentation, and complicity have transfigured medical care into procedural harm.

This complaint is not only a call for accountability — it is the reclamation of narrative authority by the patient herself.
What medicine erased, documentation restores.


⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected.
This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with deliberate punctuation, preserved for litigation and education.

Because ethics deserve enforcement.
And medicine deserves mirrors.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Chromatic v Metropolitan Police (PC-115): On the Polite Weaponisation of Procedure



⟡ FORMAL COMPLAINT – INDEPENDENT OFFICE FOR POLICE CONDUCT (IOPC) ⟡

Filed: 21 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/IOPC/DISABILITY-PROCEDURAL-HARASSMENT-2025
Download PDF: 2025-05-21_Core_PC-115_IOPC_DisabilityDiscrimination-ProceduralHarassment.pdf
Summary: Formal complaint submitted to the Independent Office for Police Conduct (IOPC) regarding the Metropolitan Police Service’s discriminatory treatment of a disabled mother and her four children, failure to investigate false allegations, and procedural complicity in medical retaliation. This entry represents the first SWANK Police Accountability Dossier, establishing police discrimination as both evidentiary category and aesthetic pattern.


I. What Happened

On 21 May 2025Polly Chromatic submitted a formal complaint to the IOPC Complaints Team via email.
The filing documented systemic misconduct by Metropolitan Police officers between January 2024 and May 2025, including:

• Failure to investigate false allegations initiated by Guy’s & St Thomas’ NHS Foundation Trust;
• Neglect in securing CCTV footage from St Thomas’ Hospital that would have exonerated the complainant;
• Participation in discriminatory safeguarding misuse, culminating in a late-night intrusion at the Holiday Inn High Street Kensington;
• Procedural coercion through verbal interaction during a documented medical crisis, in breach of written-only adjustments prescribed by Dr. Irfan Rafiq (26 November 2024).

The officers’ conduct reflected not error, but orchestration — bureaucratic obedience to prejudice.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That the Metropolitan Police acted in concert with discriminatory medical narratives.
• That their refusal to retrieve exculpatory CCTV constitutes procedural bias and negligence.
• That safeguarding referrals became instruments of retaliation, not protection.
• That institutional harassment can be performed in polite tones, via protocol, with devastating precision.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To crystallise a year-long pattern of disability discrimination across police and medical interfaces.
• To assert jurisdictional oversight where oversight itself has collapsed.
• To preserve the evidentiary chain connecting NHS falsification, CPS misconduct, and police negligence.
• Because bureaucracy, once aestheticised, can no longer hide behind procedure.


IV. Legal & Regulatory Framework

Domestic Law:
• Equality Act 2010, ss. 20, 21, 29 — failure to accommodate disability, discriminatory provision of public service.
• Human Rights Act 1998, Arts. 6 & 8 — denial of fair process, interference with family and private life.
• Police Reform Act 2002, Part 2 — duty of IOPC to investigate serious misconduct and procedural failure.
• Data Protection Act 2018, s.171 — failure to maintain factual accuracy in evidentiary records.

Supporting Filings Referenced:
• N1 Civil Claim – disability discrimination and safeguarding misuse.
• N461 Judicial Review – procedural retaliation and Equality Act breaches.
• N16A Injunction – prevention of continued interference.


V. SWANK’s Position

“When the police inherit a hospital’s lie, the uniform becomes costume.”

SWANK London Ltd. recognises the Metropolitan Police’s conduct as a case study in procedural harassment — discrimination laundered through paperwork, and obedience elevated into harm.
The complaint is not only evidentiary; it is architectural — a structure of written resistance against the choreography of impunity.

This document converts bureaucratic cruelty into permanent record.
Where the police failed to investigate, SWANK will curate.


⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected.
This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with deliberate punctuation, preserved for litigation and education.

Because misconduct deserves narrative.
And authority deserves annotation.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Chromatic v Kendall (PC-116): On the Bureaucracy of Harm



⟡ FORMAL COMPLAINT – EDWARD KENDALL (SOCIAL WORK ENGLAND) ⟡

Filed: 21 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/SWE/KENDALL-FTPR-2025
Download PDF: 2025-05-21_Core_PC-116_SWE_EdwardKendallFormalComplaint.pdf
Summary: Formal Fitness to Practise complaint submitted to Social Work England against Edward Kendall, social worker at Westminster Children’s Services, for professional misconduct, factual distortion, emotional negligence, and disability discrimination. This entry inaugurates the Professional Misconduct Series within the SWANK Legal Archive — an aesthetic tribunal for ethical collapse.


I. What Happened

On 21 May 2025Polly Chromatic (legally Noelle Bonnee Annee Simlett) lodged a complaint with Social Work England’s Fitness to Practise Department, detailing the unethical and discriminatory conduct of Edward Kendall.

The complaint identified:

  1. Procedural Misrepresentation – Kendall contributed false and misleading information to safeguarding and case reports, distorting facts about mental health, engagement, and parenting to justify unlawful PLO escalation.

  2. Enabling Emotional Harm – Despite clear awareness of trauma inflicted by safeguarding interference, he failed to advocate or intervene, enabling psychological harm to the children.

  3. Disability Discrimination – He repeatedly breached written-only communication adjustments confirmed by medical professionals, reframing compliance as “non-engagement.”

Each point was substantiated with witness statements, court filings, and corroborating documentation from medical and legal authorities.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That Edward Kendall breached Social Work England’s Professional Standards through distortion, negligence, and discriminatory misconduct.
• That his professional behaviour contributed directly to emotional harm, legal escalation, and data misrepresentation.
• That fitness to practise cannot coexist with deliberate factual manipulation or disregard for lawful disability accommodations.
• That in social work, cruelty is often procedural.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To formally preserve the record of misconduct that bridges social care, law, and medical retaliation.
• To establish a chain of jurisdictional accountability extending from Westminster to national regulatory oversight.
• To elevate complaint-writing to a form of jurisprudential choreography — where every paragraph is both testimony and architecture.
• Because silence protects systems; publication protects truth.


IV. Legal & Ethical Framework

Professional Standards – SWE (2021)
1.4 – Act with honesty and integrity.
2.1 – Communicate appropriately and respectfully.
3.4 – Maintain professional boundaries.
5.2 – Challenge and report poor practice.

Statutes Invoked
• Equality Act 2010, ss.15, 19, 20, 27 – discrimination and failure to provide reasonable adjustments.
• Children Act 1989, s.44 – misuse of safeguarding powers.
• Human Rights Act 1998, Arts. 6, 8, 14 – fair process, family life, and non-discrimination.
• Data Protection Act 2018, s.171 – accuracy and lawful processing.


V. SWANK’s Position

“Professional misconduct wears a badge, writes a report, and calls it safeguarding.”

SWANK London Ltd. holds that Edward Kendall exemplifies a national pathology: the social worker as bureaucratic aggressor, transforming parental disability into administrative ammunition.
The complaint is therefore both legal document and curatorial artefact — evidence not just of harm, but of the institutional aesthetic that enables it.

This letter does not request justice.
It records jurisdictional failure beautifully.


⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected.
This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with deliberate punctuation, preserved for litigation and education.

Because evidence deserves architecture.
And misconduct deserves permanence.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Chromatic v NHS Trusts (PC-117): On the Bureaucracy of Medical Indifference



⟡ FORMAL COMPLAINT – PHSO INVESTIGATION REQUEST ⟡

Filed: 21 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/NHS/OMB-DISABILITY-DISCRIMINATION-2025
Download PDF: 2025-05-21_Core_PC-117_NHSTrusts-OMB_DisabilityDiscrimination-MedicalNeglect.pdf
Summary: Formal complaint submitted to the Parliamentary and Health Service Ombudsman (PHSO) against Guy’s & St Thomas’ NHS Foundation Trust (GSTT) and Chelsea & Westminster Hospital NHS Foundation Trust (CWH)for systemic disability discrimination, medical neglect, and falsified safeguarding referrals. The complaint consolidates SWANK’s evidentiary portfolio into a single institutional indictment — one that converts personal harm into jurisdictional proof.


I. What Happened

On 21 May 2025Polly Chromatic (legally Noelle Bonnee Annee Simlett) submitted a formal complaint to the PHSO, requesting investigation into severe and continuing misconduct by both GSTT and CWH.

The submission cited:
• Denial of emergency treatment for eosinophilic asthma following exposure to sewer gas;
• False intoxication allegations by GSTT staff at St Thomas’ Hospital A&E;
• Verbal assault by a member of the public within the A&E waiting area, followed by a racially charged safeguarding referral against the patient rather than the aggressor;
• Repeated refusal by Chelsea & Westminster A&E to provide appropriate intervention, resulting in prolonged medical risk;
• Breaches of the Equality Act 2010 due to disregard for written-only communication adjustments prescribed under psychiatric recommendation.

Each act of neglect became a brick in a procedural edifice of cruelty.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That both Trusts displayed institutional discrimination — failing to accommodate disability and punishing lawful self-advocacy.
• That medical neglect evolved into administrative retaliation, culminating in unlawful safeguarding referrals.
• That the claimant’s family stability was deliberately compromised through false narratives and procedural deceit.
• That the NHS trusts involved engaged in an aesthetic of compassion while practising an architecture of harm.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To document the formal transfer of jurisdiction from individual complaint to systemic investigation.
• To memorialise the exact moment medical negligence became legal evidence.
• To assert that trauma, when recorded, becomes governance.
• Because the Ombudsman’s inbox is now an evidentiary altar — and this letter its offering.


IV. Legal & Ethical Framework

Domestic Statutes:
• Equality Act 2010, ss. 20, 21, 29 – duty to make reasonable adjustments and prohibit discrimination in public service delivery.
• Human Rights Act 1998, Arts. 3, 6, 8 – protection from degrading treatment, fair process, and interference with family life.
• NHS Constitution – principles of dignity, fairness, and informed care.

Regulatory Scope:
• Parliamentary & Health Service Ombudsman (PHSO) – empowered to investigate maladministration, discrimination, and denial of patient rights.
• NHS Resolution – accountable for compensation claims arising from negligence and discrimination.


V. SWANK’s Position

“Neglect, repeated enough times, becomes design.”

SWANK London Ltd. recognises this complaint as the structural apex of medical retaliation: where care collapses into bureaucracy and harm disguises itself as help.
The filing transforms institutional misconduct into a living document — one that testifies, elegantly, to the administrative banality of cruelty.

Where hospitals wrote fiction, SWANK wrote record.


⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected.
This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with deliberate punctuation, preserved for litigation and education.

Because healthcare deserves accountability.
And harm deserves publication.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Chromatic v Cordell & Co (PC-118): On the Etiquette of Professional Neglect



⟡ FORMAL COMPLAINT – CORDELL & CO SOLICITORS (SRA) ⟡

Filed: 22 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/SRA/CORDELL-CO-2025
Download PDF: 2025-05-22_Core_PC-118_SRA_CordellCoSolicitorsFormalComplaint.pdf
Summary: Formal complaint to the Solicitors Regulation Authority (SRA) regarding the professional negligence and ethical failures of Cordell & Co Solicitors, who failed to act on urgent disability and housing-disrepair claims despite documented evidence of harm, discrimination, and legal breach. The complaint marks the first SWANK Legal Division entry concerning solicitor malpractice within the institutional retaliation sequence.


I. What Happened

On 22 May 2025Polly Chromatic (legally Noelle Bonnee Annee Simlett) filed a formal complaint with the Solicitors Regulation Authority (SRA) against Cordell & Co Solicitors.

The complaint cited:
• Failure to act on a medically urgent housing-disrepair case despite legal documentation of physical harm and environmental hazard.
• Improper deflection of responsibility to a property manager, without legal intervention, safeguarding notice, or protective action.
• Total abandonment of a disabled client during active exposure to sewage gas and environmental toxicity.

The firm’s conduct constituted professional inertia in the face of medical evidence — an aesthetic of indifference disguised as procedure.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That Cordell & Co violated their professional duty to act competently, diligently, and with due care for a medically vulnerable client.
• That they ignored documented risk, thereby breaching the Solicitors Code of Conduct and principles of equality and integrity.
• That their passivity directly endangered the complainant and her children, creating measurable harm.
• That silence, when billable, becomes misconduct.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To formalise solicitor negligence as part of the institutional retaliation chronology.
• To prove that inaction within a professional context can constitute participation in harm.
• To preserve evidence of systemic failure in legal representation for disabled clients.
• Because law without empathy is malpractice — and apathy, once written, is evidence.


IV. Legal & Regulatory Framework

Professional Standards (Solicitors Regulation Authority Code of Conduct):
• Principle 1 – Uphold the rule of law and proper administration of justice.
• Principle 2 – Act with integrity.
• Principle 4 – Act in the best interests of each client.
• Principle 5 – Provide a proper standard of service.
• Principle 6 – Encourage equality, diversity, and inclusion.

Statutory Context:
• Equality Act 2010 – ss.15, 19, 20 (failure to accommodate disability).
• Human Rights Act 1998 – Arts. 6, 8, 14 (fair process, family life, and discrimination).
• Solicitors Act 1974 – regulatory obligations of professional competence.


V. SWANK’s Position

“Negligence, when written in polite English, is still negligence.”

SWANK London Ltd. affirms that Cordell & Co Solicitors converted their ethical obligation into decorative correspondence — a gesture of legal representation without the substance of law.
Their inaction exemplifies a national pattern: procedural professionalism as performance, empathy outsourced to silence.

This complaint therefore serves as both regulatory trigger and archival artefact — proof that indifference can, and must, be litigated.


⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected.
This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with deliberate punctuation, preserved for litigation and education.

Because ethics deserve enforcement.
And neglect deserves literature.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.