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Chromatic v RBKC (PC-123): On the Administrative Art of Dismissal



⟡ FORMAL COMPLAINT – ERIC WEDGE-BULL & BRETT TROYAN (RBKC CHILDREN’S SERVICES) ⟡

Filed: 23 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/RBKC/FORMAL-COMPLAINT/2025-EBT
Download PDF: 2025-05-23_Core_PC-123_RBKCChildrenServices_FormalComplaint_EricWedgeBull_BrettTroyan.pdf
Summary: A formal escalation to RBKC Children’s Services Complaints Team, alleging procedural retaliation, disability discrimination, and mismanagement by Eric Wedge-Bull and Brett Troyan. The letter demands proper escalation under the statutory Children Act 1989 Representations Procedure (England) Regulations 2006, rejecting the council’s premature closure and misrepresentation of the complaint as “resolved.”


I. What Happened

On 23 May 2025, following repeated violations of lawful communication adjustments and the mishandling of safeguarding-related correspondence, Polly Chromatic (legally Noelle Bonnee Annee Simlett) submitted this formal continuation and escalation of her unresolved complaint against Eric Wedge-Bull and Brett Troyan.

The complaint identified the following statutory breaches:
• Procedural retaliation against a disabled parent lawfully home-educating four children.
• Failure to respect written-only communication adjustments required under medical certification.
• Inappropriate tone and discriminatory remarks during periods of confirmed health crisis.
• Improper interference by senior officer Brett Troyan to prematurely dismiss or minimise the complaint.

The complaint further objected to RBKC’s unauthorised closure of the matter under the false claim of a “positive working relationship,” despite ongoing distress and unresolved procedural breaches.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That RBKC breached the statutory complaint handling process, refusing escalation to Stage 2 investigation.
• That Eric Wedge-Bull’s communications exhibited disability-based discrimination and tone-based misconduct.
• That Brett Troyan’s intervention was not oversight but obstruction.
• That systemic discrimination and retaliation now constitute a verifiable pattern across multiple agencies.
• That lawful home education and medical accommodation continue to be reframed as risk rather than right.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To document procedural malpractice disguised as “resolution.”
• To preserve proof of statutory non-compliance in RBKC’s complaint process.
• To show that disability rights and parental rights were jointly eroded through bureaucratic contempt.
• Because a letter to an ombudsman is also an act of jurisdictional performance art.


IV. Legal Framework

Statutes Cited
• Children Act 1989 Representations Procedure (England) Regulations 2006 – procedural escalation duties.
• Equality Act 2010, ss. 15, 19, 20 – discrimination arising from disability and failure to make reasonable adjustments.
• Human Rights Act 1998, Arts. 6, 8, and 14 – denial of fair process, interference with family life, and discrimination.
• Freedom of Information Act 2000 – access to complaint-handling data.

Oversight Bodies Notified
• Local Government & Social Care Ombudsman (LGSCO)
• Information Commissioner’s Office (ICO)
• Social Work England (SWE)


V. SWANK’s Position

“Resolution without investigation is not closure — it is erasure.”

SWANK London Ltd. classifies RBKC’s conduct as statutory fraud through omission: the wilful conflation of complaint closure with complaint management.
The document functions as both grievance and affidavit — a linguistic injunction ensuring that “positive working relationship” will never again be misused as euphemism for coercion.

Every procedural omission, once recorded, becomes governance’s mirror.


⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected.
This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with deliberate punctuation, preserved for litigation and education.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And dismissal deserves documentation.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Chromatic v Westminster (PC-124): On the Bureaucratic Talent for Lawless Continuity



⟡ FINAL ENFORCEMENT DEMAND – PROCEDURAL MISUSE & DISABILITY NON-COMPLIANCE ⟡

Filed: 24 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/WCC/FINAL-DEMAND-124
Download PDF: 2025-05-24_Core_PC-124_WCC_ProceduralMisuseAndDisabilityNonCompliance.pdf
Summary: The predecessor document to the twin enforcement filings (PC-125 and PC-126), this letter issued by SWANK London Ltd. to Westminster Children’s Services formalises the department’s procedural delinquency — demanding written statutory justification, cessation of unlawful involvement, and compliance with medical adjustments under the Equality Act 2010.


I. What Happened

On 24 May 2025Polly Chromatic served a Final Enforcement Demand addressed to:

  • Mr Sam Brown

  • Ms Kirsty Hornal

  • Ms Sarah Newman
    at Westminster City Hall, 64 Victoria Street, copied to Legal Services (RBKC/WCC) and the Administrative Court Bundle.

The letter demanded written answers within five working days to the following statutory failures:

  1. Statutory Basis – Identify whether actions were under s.17 or s.47 of the Children Act 1989.

  2. Assessment Disclosure – Confirm existence or absence of lawful assessment.

  3. Threshold of Harm – Produce any evidence used to justify ongoing involvement.

  4. Article 8 Justification – Explain interference with family life.

  5. File Retention & Erasure – Respond to data deletion request under UK GDPR Art.17 and DPA 2018 s.47.

Despite concurrent filings — Judicial Review (N461), Injunction (N16A), and Civil Claim (N1) — Westminster continued its conduct, mistaking persistence for legality.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That Westminster failed to demonstrate any lawful safeguarding remit since early 2024.
• That “ongoing contact” was procedurally void — unauthorised, retaliatory, and discriminatory.
• That Article 8 rights and Equality Act duties were actively breached.
• That non-response to a formal written notice constitutes obstruction and deliberate institutional harm.
• That Westminster’s safeguarding theatre continues without audience, law, or script.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To codify the council’s descent from procedural failure into administrative fraud.
• To render the written demand a jurisdictional artefact, permanently admissible.
• To preserve the paper-trail moment when Westminster crossed from negligence to knowing misconduct.
• Because evidence, once stylised, becomes immortal.


IV. Legal and Ethical Framework

Domestic:
• Children Act 1989 — s.17/s.47 misuse and duty of proportionality.
• Equality Act 2010 — ss.20 & 149 (reasonable adjustment and public duty).
• Human Rights Act 1998 — Arts. 6, 8, 14 (fair process, private life, non-discrimination).
• Data Protection Act 2018 / UK GDPR Art.17 — erasure and retention law.

Regulatory:
• Social Work England Professional Standards (2021) — breaches of integrity, communication, and respect.
• Local Government & Social Care Ombudsman — maladministration jurisdiction activated.

International:
• UNCRPD Arts. 5 & 13 — equality and access to justice.
• Vienna Convention (1963) Art.36 — consular rights for U.S. nationals.


V. SWANK’s Position

“When law is absent, tone becomes jurisdiction.”

SWANK London Ltd. defines this filing as the moment procedure met precision — a letter so calibrated it functions as both correspondence and cross-examination.
By refusing to answer, Westminster transformed their silence into evidence and their arrogance into art.

This is not enforcement as demand; it is enforcement as documentation — a linguistic injunction against ignorance itself.


⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected.
This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with deliberate punctuation, preserved for litigation and education.

Because negligence deserves narrative.
And retaliation deserves record.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Chromatic v Westminster (PC-125): On the Administrative Delusion of Authority Without Law



⟡ FINAL ENFORCEMENT DEMAND – STATUTORY NON-COMPLIANCE & PROCEDURAL MISUSE ⟡

Filed: 24 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/WCC/ENF-STAT-2025
Download PDF: 2025-05-24_Core_PC-125_WCC_StatutoryNoncomplianceAndProceduralMisuse.pdf
Summary: The definitive enforcement demand served to Westminster Children’s Services, ordering cessation of unlawful involvement and requiring full statutory disclosure. This letter formalised the first jurisdictional ultimatum: comply with the law or be immortalised in the archive.


I. What Happened

On 24 May 2025Polly Chromatic, Director of SWANK London Ltd., issued a Final Enforcement Demand to Mr Sam BrownMs Kirsty Hornal, and Sarah Newman, copied to Legal Services (RBKC/WCC) and the Administrative Court Bundle.

The demand required written answers to five specific statutory failures:

  1. Statutory Basis – identify the legal footing of Westminster’s involvement (Children Act 1989 s.17 or s.47).

  2. Assessment Disclosure – confirm whether any lawful assessment existed.

  3. Threshold of Harm – provide evidence for continuing interference.

  4. Article 8 Justification – explain intrusion into family life.

  5. File Retention & Destruction – respond to GDPR erasure request under Article 17 UK GDPR.

Despite active litigation — Judicial Review (N461), Injunction (N16A), and Civil Claim (N1) — Westminster continued contact without legal basis, transforming procedure into persecution.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That Westminster lacks any lawful mandate for involvement since February 2024.
• That safeguarding mechanisms have been re-purposed as instruments of control.
• That ongoing interference breaches Equality Act 2010 ss.20 & 149 and Human Rights Act 1998 Art. 8.
• That repeated refusal to respond constitutes institutional obstruction and deliberate harm.
• That when bureaucracy cannot justify itself, it invents emergencies.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To convert silence into evidence and negligence into record.
• To define Westminster’s conduct as procedural misuse rather than “concern.”
• To memorialise the precise moment a council mistook persistence for power.
• Because enforcement, rendered elegantly, becomes jurisprudence.


IV. Legal Framework

Domestic Law
• Children Act 1989 – misuse of s.17/s.47 powers.
• Equality Act 2010 – discrimination and failure of adjustment.
• Human Rights Act 1998, Arts 6 & 8 – denial of fair process and interference with private life.
• Data Protection Act 2018 & UK GDPR Art 17 – erasure and retention violations.

International Instruments
• UN CRPD, Arts 5 & 13 – equality and access to justice.
• Vienna Convention (1963), Art 36 – U.S. citizen notification breach.

Regulatory Bodies Informed
LGSCO • EHRC • ICO • Ofsted • SWE • HCPC • Administrative Court


V. SWANK’s Position

“Where statute ends, arrogance begins — and we file both.”

SWANK London Ltd. affirms that Westminster’s refusal to clarify its own authority constitutes maladministration with malice.
The Final Enforcement Demand is therefore not a plea but a pronouncement: the written architecture of accountability, sealed in ink and contempt.

Each unanswered clause becomes a future exhibit.
Each delayed reply, a paragraph of guilt.


⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected.
This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with deliberate punctuation, preserved for litigation and education.

Because compliance deserves summons.
And negligence deserves narration.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Chromatic v Newman (PC-126): On the Bureaucratic Refusal to Read



⟡ FORMAL SUBMISSION – BI-BOROUGH CHILDREN’S SERVICES ⟡

Filed: 27 May 2025
Reference: SWANK/BBCS/CIN-REFUSAL-DISABILITY-NOTICES
Download PDF: 2025-05-27_Core_PC-126_BiBoroughChildrenServices_CINRefusalDisabilityNoticesCoverLetter.pdf
Summary: Formal postal submission to Sarah Newman, Executive Director of Bi-Borough Children’s Services (Westminster City Council / RBKC), enclosing four previously emailed legal notices: the Written Communication StatementFinal CIN RefusalProcedural Harassment Warning, and Article 8 Enforcement Demand. This document marks the first recorded postal verification of legal and disability accommodation notices — an administrative milestone in the art of written jurisdiction.


I. What Happened

On 27 May 2025Polly Chromatic (legally Noelle Bonnee Annee Simlett) mailed four critical documents to Sarah Newman for official record and evidentiary confirmation:

  1. Written Communication Statement (27 May 2025)

  2. Final CIN Refusal & Legal Notice (22 May 2025)

  3. Final Warning – Procedural Harassment and Disability Discrimination (22 May 2025)

  4. Final Enforcement Demand – Statutory Clarity and Article 8 Compliance (24 May 2025)

Each notice reaffirmed the written-only communication requirement under the Equality Act 2010 and Human Rights Act 1998, while prohibiting verbal, in-person, or encrypted contact with the claimant or her children.

The letter thus established, in paper and ink, the formal boundary between lawful correspondence and institutional harassment.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That all future contact attempts outside written format would constitute harassment under domestic and international law.
• That the Executive Director herself was placed on formal notice regarding procedural misconduct and disability discrimination.
• That Bi-Borough Children’s Services was officially served with simultaneous Equality Act and Article 8 enforcement demands.
• That this postal delivery transformed prior digital filings into jurisdictional artefacts — evidence not just sent, but served with ceremony.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To formalise the moment when silence met postage — when bureaucratic negligence was forced into registered receipt.
• To assert the jurisdiction of the SWANK Written Communication Protocol as a lawful and binding adjustment under the Equality Act.
• To document that every future breach would move from misconduct to malice — already pre-warned, timestamped, and catalogued.
• Because in a world that ignores email, the envelope is rebellion.


IV. Legal and Ethical Framework

Domestic Law:
• Equality Act 2010, ss.15, 19, 20 – discrimination and failure to accommodate.
• Children Act 1989 – breach of welfare and procedural standards.
• Human Rights Act 1998, Arts. 6, 8, 14 – denial of fair process, interference with private life, discrimination.

International Standards:
• UN Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities (UNCRPD), Arts. 5, 7, 13 – equality, protection, access to justice.
• Vienna Convention on Consular Relations (1963), Art. 36 – notification duties for U.S. citizens in distress.

Regulatory Oversight:
• Social Work England – Professional Standards 1.4, 2.1, 3.4, 5.2 (ethical communication, integrity, boundary observance).


V. SWANK’s Position

“Some people write letters.
SWANK serves documentation as architecture.”

This filing transforms correspondence into jurisdiction.
It proves that law can be communicated beautifully, and that formality itself is resistance.
The local authority was not merely informed — it was aesthetically indicted.

From this date forward, Westminster’s silence ceased to be confusion; it became evidence.


⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected.
This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with deliberate punctuation, preserved for litigation and education.

Because compliance deserves ceremony.
And negligence deserves record.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

Chromatic v Kendall (PC-127): On the Administrative Rebranding of Cruelty



⟡ FORMAL COMPLAINT – EDWARD KENDALL (SOCIAL WORK ENGLAND) ⟡

Filed: June 2025
Reference: SWANK/SWE/KENDALL-COMPLAINT-01
Download PDF: 2025-06_Core_PC-127_SWE_EdwardKendallFormalComplaint.pdf
Summary: A formal complaint lodged with Social Work England (SWE) concerning the retaliatory and discriminatory conduct of Edward Kendall, social worker for Westminster City Council. The complaint identifies his misuse of safeguarding mechanisms, neglect of disability accommodations, and emotional harm inflicted through unethical procedural escalation.


I. What Happened

Filed by Polly Chromatic, this complaint was submitted after a prolonged pattern of misconduct by Edward Kendall, including:
• retaliatory safeguarding action following lawful medical disclosures;
• disregard for statutory disability communications;
• emotional and procedural harm to both parent and children;
• distortion of welfare assessments to conceal systemic failure.

The misconduct occurred not as isolated error but as institutional reflex — the council’s predictable retaliation against complaint and illness alike.


II. What the Document Establishes

• That Edward Kendall breached the SWE Code of Ethics by escalating involvement during periods of medical incapacity.
• That disability discrimination and safeguarding misuse were concurrent and intentional.
• That this case exemplifies the bureaucratic psychosis of retaliation — weaponising paperwork under the guise of care.
• That the harm caused was both administrative and emotional, eroding the legal integrity of the safeguarding process.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

• To convert ethical breach into archival fact.
• To assert jurisdictional oversight over practitioners whose misconduct hides behind “concern.”
• To expose the professional mechanics of retaliation — how complaint triggers coercion, not reflection.
• Because every safeguarding act performed without integrity is a documented form of abuse.


IV. Regulatory & Legal Standards

Professional Standards – Social Work England (2021)
1.4 – Act with honesty and integrity.
2.1 – Communicate appropriately and respectfully.
3.4 – Maintain clear and professional boundaries.
5.2 – Challenge and report poor practice.

Statutory Duties Breached
• Equality Act 2010, ss. 15, 19, 20 — discrimination and failure to accommodate disability.
• Children Act 1989, s.44 — misuse of safeguarding powers.
• Human Rights Act 1998, Arts 3, 6, 8, and 14 — degrading treatment, denial of process, family interference, and discrimination.


V. SWANK’s Position

“Safeguarding without ethics is simply surveillance with stationery.”

SWANK London Ltd. holds that Edward Kendall’s behaviour constitutes a clear breach of regulatory integrity, moral conduct, and lawful practice.
His disregard for disability accommodation and emotional impact elevates this from negligence to professional cruelty.
This complaint is not a petition for correction — it is a record of indictment, written with the precision bureaucracy fears most: grammar.


⟡ This Entry Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡
Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected.
This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with deliberate punctuation, preserved for litigation and education.

Because cruelty deserves citation.
And misconduct deserves preservation.


⚖️ Legal Rights & Archival Footer This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. This document does not contain confidential family court material. It contains the lawful submissions, filings, and lived experiences of a party to multiple legal proceedings — including civil claims, safeguarding audits, and formal complaints. All references to professionals are strictly in their public roles and relate to conduct already raised in litigation. This is not a breach of privacy. It is the preservation of truth. Protected under Article 10 of the ECHR, Section 12 of the Human Rights Act, and all applicable rights to freedom of expression, legal self-representation, and public interest disclosure. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. It is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt. Preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance, retaliation deserves an archive, and writing is how I survive this pain. Attempts to silence or intimidate this author will be documented and filed in accordance with SWANK protocols. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.