“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

Holiday Inn Harassment Logged, Filed, and Upgraded to Criminal



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 8 December 2024
“This Is a Police Matter Now”

Filed Under: Hotel Surveillance · Procedural Retaliation · Emergency Evidence · Police Report Filed · Disability Harassment · SWANK London Ltd

Dear Kirsty,

“Evidence of harassment at Holiday Inn.”
“I’m making a police report now.”

That is the entire message.

Because this is no longer a discussion—
It is documentation.

There was no safeguarding. There was no support.
There was a coordinated ambush under fluorescent lights and linen.

And unlike your referrals, mine go to the police.

You brought institutional menace into temporary housing.
I brought evidence.
You brought coercion.
I brought the law.

You sent social workers.
I send consequences.

πŸ“ Police-Notified by:
Polly Chromatic
Archival Witness of Coordinated Hotel Harassment
✉ director@swanklondon.com
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Violations Prosecuted.


Your Lies Are on Camera. Ours Are in Law.



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 8 December 2024
“Harassed at the Holiday Inn—With Timestamped Receipts”

Filed Under: Documented Harassment · Hotel Surveillance · False Referral Theatre · Disability Disregard · Bureaucratic Exposure · SWANK London Ltd

Dear Kirsty,

This message contained no words but evidence.

The subject line said it all:
“With timestamp evidence of harassment Holiday Inn”

Because while your referrals are typed in speculation,
mine arrive with surveillance, documentation, and chronology.

Holiday Inn: where the beds were cheap and the safeguarding was cheaper.

You sent social workers instead of apologies.
You made a hotel lobby into a stage for coercion.

I’ve preserved every frame.
Every knock. Every lie. Every violation dressed in concern.

You may pretend not to remember.
But my evidence doesn’t forget.

πŸ“ Digitally Stamped by:
Polly Chromatic
Archival Authority of Time-Based Truth
✉ director@swanklondon.com
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Footage Logged.


A Refund Request and a Bureaucratic IQ Test



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 10 December 2024
“There Will Be No Assessment. Only Incompetence.”

Filed Under: Disability Disregard · Medical Incompetence · Verbal Chauvinism · Refunds & Resistance · Procedural Stupidity · SWANK London Ltd

Dear Kirsty,

“There will be no assessment because no one is smart enough to provide adjustments so I can communicate.”

Precisely.

When the bar for reasonable adjustment is “allow her to write,”
and the institution still fails—

we are not in the realm of psychiatry.
We are in the kingdom of bureaucratic Dunning-Kruger.

I asked for a refund because the receptionist refused to send the doctor the documents required to complete the psychiatric report.

This, after I was told email was permitted.
This, despite a respiratory disease and legal rights.
This, after years of being punished for not speaking—even though speaking could kill me.

And now social workers want to conduct assessments
in a system that doesn't even understand email?

No.

There will be no assessment.
There will be a paper trail.

πŸ“ Officially Unassessed by:
Polly Chromatic
Sovereign of Written Expression, Destroyer of Bad Admin
✉ director@swanklondon.com
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Assessments Declined.


Meeting Declined Due to Dignity



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 10 December 2024
“We Will Not Be Attending Oppression on My Birthday”

Filed Under: Sovereign Scheduling · Bureaucratic Boundaries · Birthday Immunity · Procedural Irrelevance · Telepathic Courtesy · SWANK London Ltd

Dear Kirsty,

Please be advised:

January 16th won’t work because it’s my birthday and we won’t be home.

And that’s the most elegant way I can say:
I will not be discussing state-manufactured safeguarding on the anniversary of my birth.
We do not celebrate me by submitting to you.

This was not a refusal. It was a redirection.
A reminder that our time is not yours to schedule.
That joy is not a loophole in your calendar.
That dignity is not up for debate.

I chose peace. I chose breath. I chose cake.
You chose a meeting.

And we simply won’t be attending.

πŸ“ Recorded by:
Polly Chromatic
Whose calendar is governed by stars, not safeguarding rotas.
✉ director@swanklondon.com
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Days Reserved.


The Education Refusal Was Reasonable. Your Incompetence Was Not.



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 10 December 2024
“My Children Will Not Attend an Institution That Breathes Hostility”

Filed Under: Asthma Discrimination · Education Refusal · Legal Rights Ignored · Institutional Gaslighting · Sovereign Parenting · SWANK London Ltd

Dear Kirsty,

Let me say it plainly:
My children will never attend your schools.
Because your institutions do not accommodate lungs.
Because breathing should not be a legal argument.

“This is why my children do not attend school… why we avoid A&E… avoid social workers, and police.”

Not because we are defiant, but because we are done.
Done with negligence dressed as authority.
Done with “services” that infect, ignore, and investigate.

This has been ten years of sickness without sanctuary.
A public performance of concern that achieves nothing.

You called it intervention. I call it interruption.
You called it safeguarding. I call it suffocation.
You called it education. I call it persecution in a blazer.

“What a waste of time and resources for all involved.”

Indeed.
If only time and resources were the only things lost.
What we’ve truly lost is trust—and air.

πŸ“ Signed by:
Polly Chromatic
Director of Sovereign Education & Anti-Gaslighting Affairs
✉ director@swanklondon.com
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Exemptions Reserved.