Standards & Whinges Against Negligent Kingdoms (SWANK London Ltd.)

I’m Done Explaining Asthma, Dysphonia, and Dignity to the Government.

🖋 𝒮𝒲𝒜𝒩𝒦 Dispatch | 15 January 2025
TEN YEARS OF HARASSMENT IS NOT “HELP.” IT’S A MEDICAL CONDITION.

📍 Filed From: Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
✒️ Author: Polly Chromatic
🗂 Filed Under: Eosinophilic Asthma · Muscle Tension Dysphonia · State-Induced PTSD · False Allegation Culture · Exhaustion Correspondence · SWANK Long-Term Damage Dossier

To:

Kirsty Hornal
Cc: Sarah Newman, Glen Peache, Eric Wedge-Bull, Fiona Dias-Saxena, Rhiannon Hodgson, Rachel Pullen, Milena Abdula-Gomes, Laura Savage, Simon O'Meara, Philip Reid, Samira Issa, Nannette Nicholson, aaforbes@gov.tc, alsmith@gov.tc, Annabelle Kapoor

🩻 Ten Years of This, and You’re Still Calling It “Safeguarding”?

“It’s been ten years of this non-stop… many social workers who all have no reason to be bothering us for years on end…”

What you refer to as “protocol,” my lungs experience as injury.
This is not intervention—it is industrialised harassment with a laminated badge.

🗣 You Broke My Voice. You Diagnosed Me After.

“I have acquired PTSD and MUSCLE DYSPHONIA in addition to my already existing EOSINOPHILIC ASTHMA…”

The condition is cumulative.
The proof is biopsychological.
The damage is systemic—and the perpetrator is procedural.

🤡 Who Accuses a White Mother of Mixed Children of Racism?

“It’s also very suspicious to me that anyone would accuse me of child abuse and/or racism.”

No, it’s not just offensive.
It’s a tactic.
And it’s exactly what institutional racism looks like when disguised as safeguarding.

🏛 I No Longer Recognise the Crown as a Serious Entity.

“I’m not able to take the UK government seriously anymore…”

When the institutions begin to parody themselves, the refusal to comply is not rebellion—it’s discernment.

Polly Chromatic
Bureaucratically abused. Medically inflamed. Vocally dignified.
📍 Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
📧 director@swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Damage Recorded.

I’d Love to Talk—If It Didn’t Mean Surveillance, Misinterpretation, and Collapse.

🖋 𝒮𝒲𝒜𝒩𝒦 Dispatch | 23 January 2025
WHEN SILENCE IS SAFETY: PANIC, ABANDONMENT, AND THE PRICE OF TELLING THE TRUTH

📍 Filed From: Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
✒️ Author: Polly Chromatic
🗂 Filed Under: Disability Communication · Verbal Panic Disorder · Medical Anxiety · Misinterpretation Trauma · Sewer Gas Aftermath · SWANK Emotional Survival Archive

To:

Kirsty Hornal
Cc: Laura Savage, Simon O'Meara, Philip Reid
Bcc: Nannette Nicholson

📩 Your “Concern” Has Consequences

“If I do talk to anyone about any of this, they call social workers on me or abandon me completely—or both.”

This is not disclosure. This is entrapment.
You’ve institutionalised the fear of honesty.
You’ve turned expression into risk management.
What you call support, I now interpret as threat.

🧠 Panic Isn’t Just a Feeling. It’s a Systemic Outcome.

“The panic attacks happen because I start feeling so alone, misunderstood, and attacked... it causes panic about my health.”

The root of panic is not irrationality.
It is institutional abandonment in a loop.
Your culture of misinterpretation creates the very symptoms you then pathologise.

Every “concerned” response is another unrequested escalation.

🗣 I Like Talking. I Just Can’t Survive It.

“I enjoy talking :/ … but emails and texts make me feel panicked now…”

Imagine liking to sing—
And choking on every lyric because the room is full of people who hate your voice.
That’s what you've built: a climate where communication is lethal.
I don’t avoid people. I avoid collapse.

Polly Chromatic
Not fragile. Just fatigued by your inability to listen.
📍 Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
🌐 www.swankarchive.com
📧 director@swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Silences Observed.

The Curriculum Was Fine—Until Social Workers Became the Subject.

🖋 𝒮𝒲𝒜𝒩𝒦 Dispatch | 30 January 2025
CHILDHOOD INTERRUPTED: A TEN-YEAR LESSON IN HOW TO UNLEARN TRUST

📍 Filed From: Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
✒️ Author: Polly Chromatic
🗂 Filed Under: Homeschool Disruption · Social Work No-Shows · Authority Distrust · Routine Sabotage · Disability Communication Refusal · SWANK Educational Corrosion Index

To:

Kirsty Hornal, Philip Reid, Laura Savage, Gideon Mpalanyi

📘 THIS ISN’T A CASE. THIS IS A CLASSROOM.

“It’s been very disruptive to homeschooling to have social workers disrupting our day for ten years for no reason…”

This is not child protection.
This is pedagogical vandalism.
You have not observed—you have interfered.
Ten years of unsanctioned intrusion is not diligence. It is dysfunction, draped in lanyards.

⏱ MISSED APPOINTMENTS. MISSED CHILDHOOD.

“…and all the no shows are irritating to us all.”

You no-show.
You reschedule.
You forget.
And yet you call it professionalism.

A child learns something from every encounter.
Yours have taught mine that time doesn’t matter, and promises are ornamental.

📎 STILL NOT VERBAL. STILL NOT YOUR PROBLEM?

“Please Note: I cannot speak verbally. Please email only. I do not own a phone.”

This is not an aesthetic preference.
It is a medical mandate.
Failure to comply is not inconvenience—it’s discrimination.

You cannot assess when you refuse to listen.
You cannot safeguard when your presence endangers the lesson plan.

Polly Chromatic
Too literate for your interruption. Too elegant for your theatre.
📍 Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
🌐 www.swankarchive.com
📧 director@swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Lessons Interrupted, All Absences Logged.

Ten Years of Educational Sabotage Masquerading as Child Protection.

🖋 𝒮𝒲𝒜𝒩𝒦 Dispatch | 30 January 2025
YOUR VISITS TEACH NOTHING EXCEPT HOW TO RESENT AUTHORITY.

📍 Filed From: Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
✒️ Author: Polly Chromatic
🗂 Filed Under: Homeschool Disruption · No-Show Social Workers · Bureaucratic Interference · Learning Environment Sabotage · SWANK Education Interruption Register

To:

Kirsty Hornal, Philip Reid, Laura Savage, Gideon Mpalanyi

📚 THIS IS NOT SCHOOL SUPPORT. THIS IS SYSTEMIC OBSTRUCTION.

“It’s been very disruptive to homeschooling to have social workers disrupting our day for ten years for no reason…”

You have contributed nothing to our curriculum but delay, doubt, and distrust.
Where there should be algebra, there is agenda.
Where there should be books, there is bureaucratic blather.
Your presence is neither requested nor required—nor, apparently, ever properly scheduled.

🕰 NO-SHOWS AS A FORM OF DOMINATION

“…and all the no shows are irritating to us all.”

No-shows are not neutral.
They are passive-aggressive power plays masquerading as oversight.
You schedule. You vanish.
And we are left explaining your absence to children more punctual than the state.

📎 VERBAL REFUSAL REITERATED (FOR THE RECORD YOU NEVER READ)

“Please Note: I cannot speak verbally. Please email only. I do not own a phone.”

Still valid. Still ignored.
Still filed under: Institutional Ableism.
Failure to honour a basic medical adjustment is not a slip-up. It is a statutory breach.

Polly Chromatic
Headmistress of the Unbothered. Historian of Harassment.
📍 Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
🌐 www.swankarchive.com
📧 director@swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Absences Accounted For.

Why My Body Literally Rebels When You Enter the Room.

🖋 𝒮𝒲𝒜𝒩𝒦 Dispatch | 2 February 2025
ON THE PATHOLOGY OF IRRESPONSIBILITY: AN IMMUNOLOGICAL RESPONSE

📍 Filed From: Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
✒️ Author: Polly Chromatic
🗂 Filed Under: Asthma Trigger Documentation · Social Worker Aversion Reflex · Bureaucratic Panic Induction · Irresponsibility Syndrome · SWANK Behavioural Pathogen Memo

To:

Kirsty Hornal, Philip Reid, Laura Savage, Simon O'Meara, Fiona Dias-Saxena, Sarah Newman, Gideon Mpalanyi, Rachel Pullen, Eric Wedge-Bull, Rhiannon Hodgson, Milena Abdula-Gomes, Annabelle Kapoor, Samira Issa, Glen Peache
Cc: alsmith@gov.tc, aaforbes@gov.tc, Nannette Nicholson
Bcc: Documented on the astral plane.

🧪 THE MOST DANGEROUS VIRUS I KNOW: IRRESPONSIBILITY

“Social workers are the most consistently irresponsible group of people I’ve ever met.”

Not undertrained.
Not underpaid.
Irresponsible—willfully, institutionally, and without consequence.
Where others bring professionalism, you bring a pathogen.

😤 PHYSIOLOGICAL OUTCOME: ASTHMA. PANIC. DISGUST.

“The lack of accountability and the pervasive irresponsibility cause me asthma attacks and panic attacks.”

This isn’t metaphor.
This is a medical reaction.
Your visits, your delays, your bureaucratic theatre—all of it lands in my lungs.
You are not “providing care.”
You are a walking aerosol of neglect.

🚫 THIS IS A BOUNDARY. NOT A REQUEST.

“I’m tired of being forced to have these irresponsible people in my home and in my life.”

If your presence makes me sick, your absence is treatment.
I don’t need support. I need quarantine—from you.

📎 ADDENDUM: I DO NOT SPEAK. I DO NOT PHONE. I WILL NOT REPEAT.

“Please note: I cannot speak verbally. Please email only. I do not own a phone.”

It’s not a preference.
It’s an adjustment.
And if you can’t handle typing, you’re unfit to safeguard anyone—especially the chronically unheard.

Polly Chromatic
Allergic to misconduct. Unvaccinated against bureaucratic ineptitude.
📍 Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
🌐 www.swankarchive.com
📧 director@swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Symptoms Recorded.

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