⟡ The Theatre of Fools ⟡
Filed: 2 September 2025
Reference: SWANK/LOCAL-AUTHORITY/FOOLISHNESS
Download PDF: 2025-09-02_Addendum_FoolishnessOfLocalAuthority.pdf
Summary: Westminster’s contradictions and fabrications have rendered it absurd, foolish, and unfit to speak with authority.
I. What Happened
• On 23 June 2025, an Emergency Protection Order was obtained without notice, despite live civil and judicial claims.
• On 24 June 2025, an Interim Care Order was entered while the mother was wrongly recorded as “unrepresented.”
• The LA’s own bundle recommended “placement with mother” while opposing reunification.
• Real disabilities (eosinophilic asthma; vocal cord dysphonia) were disregarded, while autism and dyslexia were fabricated.
• Contact sessions labelled “protective” were in fact hostile, silencing children and suppressing affection.
• Professionals repeated contradictions as if paperwork itself were gospel truth.
II. What the Document Establishes
• Contradiction – Their documents undermine their own case.
• Fabrication – False diagnoses substituted for real medical conditions.
• Visible Harm – Children’s health and education deteriorated under LA arrangements.
• Economic Waste – Public money squandered on duplicative hostility and baseless supervision.
• Rights Violations – Articles 8 & 14 ECHR; UNCRC Articles 3 & 12; Children Act 1989, s.1 ignored.
III. Why SWANK Logged It
• To archive Westminster’s descent into bureaucratic absurdity.
• To record that what was presented as safeguarding has collapsed into ridicule.
• To prove that hostility, fabrication, and incompetence parade here as policy.
• To preserve the spectacle: a Local Authority making fools of itself before Court, family, and history.
IV. Applicable Standards & Violations
• Children Act 1989, s.1 – Paramountcy principle abandoned.
• Article 8, ECHR – Family life violated.
• Article 14, ECHR – Disability discrimination.
• UNCRC, Arts. 3 & 12 – Best interests disregarded; children silenced.
• Procedural Integrity – EPO and ICO obtained on defective foundations.
V. SWANK’s Position
This is not safeguarding. This is theatre — and not the noble kind.
• We do not accept contradiction masquerading as evidence.
• We reject fabrication as policy.
• We will document that Westminster’s conduct is less the work of professionals than of fools, presiding over their own collapse.
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