“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Documented Obsessions

Why My Lungs Burn When You Talk About Safeguarding.



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 4 February 2025
TOXIC GAS, SOCIAL GASLIGHTING, AND THE TEN-YEAR PLAN TO IGNORE US

Filed From: Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
Author: Polly Chromatic
Filed Under: Sewer Gas Poisoning · Institutional Harassment · Respiratory Disability · Safeguarding Theatre · Medical Disbelief · Telepathic Correspondence · SWANK Environmental Health Dispatch


To:

Kirsty Hornal, Annabelle Kapoor, Laura Savage, Sarah Newman, Fiona Dias-Saxena, Simon O'Meara, Gideon Mpalanyi, Eric Wedge-Bull, Rachel Pullen, Milena Abdula-Gomes, Rhiannon Hodgson, Samira Issa, Glen Peache, Philip Reid, alsmith@gov.tcaaforbes@gov.tc
Bcc: phil@sangyeyoga.com


πŸ’¨ WE WERE POISONED. YOU MISDIAGNOSED. THEN ESCALATED.

“We all suffered from sewer gas poisoning in October of 2023 and went to the hospital to be treated, where I was attacked by hospital staff five times over six months instead of being treated.”

You saw chemical exposure and inferred behavioural deviance.
You replaced toxicology with prejudice.
And you called it safeguarding.


πŸ” SICK FROM THE SYSTEM, THEN SICK FROM YOU

“You escalated the case based on the fact that I was so sick at the time that I could barely breathe or talk…”

Rather than assist, you doubled down.
Rather than apologise, you investigated.
You interpreted collapse as non-compliance—and brought more bacteria.


🧠 IF YOU REFUSE TO READ, DON’T BLAME ME FOR NOT SPEAKING

“I suffer from a disability… I prefer to communicate telepathically… however, email is fine.”

This is not eccentricity. This is reasonable adjustment.
Refusal to accommodate is not a clerical oversight—it’s unlawful.


πŸ“Ž THE REPORT YOU NEVER COMMISSIONED

Hydrogen sulfide. Methane. Ammonia. Carbon dioxide.
Result: Neurological insult. Respiratory trauma. Systemic dismissal.

Instead of intervention, you offered interrogation.
Instead of empathy, escalation.


Polly Chromatic
Poisoned, prosecuted, pathologised—never pacified.
πŸ“ Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
🌐 www.swankarchive.com
πŸ“§ director@swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Toxins Tracked.



When a Child Collapses, He Replies with Procedural Theatre.



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 18 February 2024
GLEN RESPONDED—BUT ONLY TO DOWNPLAY THE DAMAGE.

Filed From: Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
Author: Polly Chromatic
Filed Under: Glen Peache · Post-Collapse Dismissals · NHS Gaslighting Partnership · Email Delays · Council Blame Redirection · SWANK Institutional Failure Index


To:

Glen Peache
Cc: Kirsty Hornal, Fiona Dias-Saxena, Sarah Newman, Simon O’Meara, Laura Savage
Bcc: Nannette Nicholson, Relevant Medical Neglect Units


🧾 YOUR “RESPONSE” ARRIVED ONLY AFTER A CHILD COLLAPSED.

“Thank you for your email. I am sorry to hear about your experiences at the hospital and your daughter’s health.”
“Please let me know how you would like me to respond.”

She collapsed.
You emailed.
And somehow still positioned yourself as passive recipient of instruction, rather than a safeguarding officer tasked with preventing medical catastrophe.


🫁 YOUR NHS PARTNERS NEARLY KILLED HER. YOU PASSED THE COMPLAINT TO THEM?

“We would advise discussing any safeguarding concerns you may have directly with the hospital via their complaints or PALS service.”

This is not a hospital review.
It is an incident of interagency neglect.
And your response confirms a pattern of bureaucratic outsourcing in the face of respiratory collapse.


πŸ“© THIS IS NOT A BACK-AND-FORTH. IT’S AN EVIDENCE TRAIL.

You are not waiting for my “instruction.”
You are being archived—for lethargy in the face of crisis.
Each polite delay will be used in court to evidence structural gaslighting.


Polly Chromatic
Chronically right. Systemically dismissed. Noted accordingly.
πŸ“ Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
🌐 www.swankarchive.com
πŸ“§ director@swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Inactions Logged.



You Were Notified. You Delayed. She Collapsed.



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 18 February 2024
GLEN’S FAILURE TO RESPOND TO CHILD MEDICAL EMERGENCIES, NOW FORMALLY RECORDED.

Filed From: Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
Author: Polly Chromatic
Filed Under: Glen’s Inaction · Child Respiratory Crisis · Safeguarding Failure · Council Delay Tactics · Asthma Emergency Mismanagement · SWANK Medical Neglect Ledger


To:

Glen Peache
Cc: Kirsty Hornal, Fiona Dias-Saxena, Sarah Newman, Simon O’Meara, Laura Savage
Bcc: Nannette Nicholson, Hospital Complaint Teams


πŸ§’πŸ½ YOU WERE NOTIFIED—YOU IGNORED IT.

“The council has failed to respond to my reports of discrimination and medical harassment which led to my daughter Honor collapsing.”

This is no longer an oversight.
It is the formalisation of your negligence.


⏳ TIMELINE OF YOUR NON-RESPONSE:

  • 12 February — NHS incident: mistreatment, harm.

  • 13 February — Child gasping for air.

  • 14 February — Exhausted mother sends written alert.

  • 15–17 February — Silence from you.

  • 18 February — Collapse confirmed. Prednisone prescribed. Hospital log activated.

You responded only once it could no longer be denied.
And even then, not with action—but with evasion.


πŸ“Ž DOCUMENTED IN MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS:

  • Medical evidence

  • Legal timelines

  • Emotional cost

  • Ethical vacuum

  • Respiratory damage

  • Maternal wrath

All on file. All ready.


πŸ‘©‍πŸ‘§ THIS IS NOT A COMPLAINT. THIS IS A NOTICE OF PRE-LITIGIOUS RECORD.

What you failed to treat, I will document.
What you failed to act upon, I will immortalise.


Polly Chromatic
Mother. Archivist. The oxygen between collapse and deposition.
πŸ“ Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
🌐 www.swankarchive.com
πŸ“§ director@swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Emergencies Filed.



When You Harass a Family Across Nations, Expect to Be BCC’d Into a Record.



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 11 February 2024
RE: CHROMATIC FAMILY DISCRIMINATION CLAIM — FORMALLY CIRCULATED.

Filed From: Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
Author: Polly Chromatic
Filed Under: Cross-Agency Harassment · Discrimination Record · Council Abuse · NHS Complicity · Education Surveillance · Caribbean-UK Targeting · SWANK Ceasefire Dossier


To:

Samira Issa, Eric Wedge-Bull, Hardeep Kundi
Cc: NHS PALS, Council Complaints, School Administrators, Environmental Health, International Observers
Bcc: Literally Everyone Who Has Ever Doubted My Sovereignty


πŸ“ THIS IS A BCC-LEVEL DECLARATION.

“Please see attached letter.”
“My children and I want to enjoy our lives in peace and are tired of being discriminated against and harassed.”

If you received this, it’s not a mistake.
It’s a final courtesy before international escalation.


πŸ‘‘ THIS CLAIM FORMALLY NAMES:

  • Polly Chromatic (b. 16.01.1980)

  • Regal Chromatic (b. 01.05.2009)

  • Prerogative Chromatic (b. 03.01.2012)

  • Kingdom Chromatic (b. 06.09.2014)

  • Heir Chromatic (b. 30.04.2017)

The children bear sovereign names.
The treatment they’ve received belongs in colonial case law.


πŸ“Ž ATTACHED AND ARCHIVED:

The original discrimination claim—served, submitted, and now engraved in the public record.

You had:

  • Ample time to resolve this.

  • Ample access to evidence.

  • Ample warnings.

You chose surveillance over support.
Now you join the SWANK archive.


Polly Chromatic
Legal Archivist. Matriarch under siege. Sovereign of the Subject Line.
πŸ“ Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
🌐 www.swankarchive.com
πŸ“§ director@swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Retaliation Recorded.



Giuseppe Said 'No Liability' — We Sent Him the Housing Act



⟡ “The Mould Is Real. So Is the Law.” ⟡

RBKC Told the Archive It Wasn’t Liable — So We Sent Them a Statute-by-Statute Reminder

Filed: 11 March 2025
Reference: SWANK/RBKC/EMAIL-04
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-03-11_SWANK_Email_RBKC_GiuseppeMorrone_HousingNeglectStatutoryBreach.pdf
Summary: Formal liability dispute filed with RBKC’s Insurance Officer Giuseppe Morrone, citing statutory breaches under housing and environmental health law. Includes demand for complaint records and legal clarification.


I. What Happened

On 11 March 2025, SWANK Director Noelle Bonnee Annee Simlett (Polly Chromatic) formally replied to Giuseppe Morrone, Senior Insurance Officer at the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea. The message was triggered by RBKC’s attempt to deny liability for prolonged exposure to:

  • Toxic mould and damp

  • Sewer gas from blocked soil pipes

  • Environmental harm affecting a disabled parent and children

The reply cites breaches under the Housing Act 2004 and Environmental Protection Act 1990, reasserts previously ignored complaints, and demands internal records related to assessments of 37 Elgin Crescent, Flat E.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • The Council failed its statutory duty to address Category 1 housing hazards

  • Repeated health complaints were logged but systematically unaddressed

  • There was no serious investigation, despite documented asthma, hospitalisation, and visible disrepair

  • Liability denial occurred without investigation, record disclosure, or environmental reinspection

  • The Council is now being held accountable in writing, with legal reference citations


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because refusing liability does not erase exposure.
Because legal obligations don’t dissolve when they’re inconvenient.
Because a damp Victorian flat with medical harm is not a “policy grey area” — it’s a statutory failure.

SWANK logs the law — and the silence that violated it.


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not accept that liability can be rejected without record review.
We do not accept that damp, sewer gas, and medical injury are “not actionable.”
We do not accept that officials can ignore housing law because they work in insurance.

This wasn’t a complaint. It was a legal counter-notification.
And SWANK will document every statute the council dared to sidestep.


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Every structure is protected.

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We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

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