“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

You Were Notified. You Delayed. She Collapsed.



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 18 February 2024
GLEN’S FAILURE TO RESPOND TO CHILD MEDICAL EMERGENCIES, NOW FORMALLY RECORDED.

Filed From: Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
Author: Polly Chromatic
Filed Under: Glen’s Inaction · Child Respiratory Crisis · Safeguarding Failure · Council Delay Tactics · Asthma Emergency Mismanagement · SWANK Medical Neglect Ledger


To:

Glen Peache
Cc: Kirsty Hornal, Fiona Dias-Saxena, Sarah Newman, Simon O’Meara, Laura Savage
Bcc: Nannette Nicholson, Hospital Complaint Teams


πŸ§’πŸ½ YOU WERE NOTIFIED—YOU IGNORED IT.

“The council has failed to respond to my reports of discrimination and medical harassment which led to my daughter Honor collapsing.”

This is no longer an oversight.
It is the formalisation of your negligence.


⏳ TIMELINE OF YOUR NON-RESPONSE:

  • 12 February — NHS incident: mistreatment, harm.

  • 13 February — Child gasping for air.

  • 14 February — Exhausted mother sends written alert.

  • 15–17 February — Silence from you.

  • 18 February — Collapse confirmed. Prednisone prescribed. Hospital log activated.

You responded only once it could no longer be denied.
And even then, not with action—but with evasion.


πŸ“Ž DOCUMENTED IN MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS:

  • Medical evidence

  • Legal timelines

  • Emotional cost

  • Ethical vacuum

  • Respiratory damage

  • Maternal wrath

All on file. All ready.


πŸ‘©‍πŸ‘§ THIS IS NOT A COMPLAINT. THIS IS A NOTICE OF PRE-LITIGIOUS RECORD.

What you failed to treat, I will document.
What you failed to act upon, I will immortalise.


Polly Chromatic
Mother. Archivist. The oxygen between collapse and deposition.
πŸ“ Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
🌐 www.swankarchive.com
πŸ“§ director@swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Emergencies Filed.



When You Harass a Family Across Nations, Expect to Be BCC’d Into a Record.



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 11 February 2024
RE: CHROMATIC FAMILY DISCRIMINATION CLAIM — FORMALLY CIRCULATED.

Filed From: Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
Author: Polly Chromatic
Filed Under: Cross-Agency Harassment · Discrimination Record · Council Abuse · NHS Complicity · Education Surveillance · Caribbean-UK Targeting · SWANK Ceasefire Dossier


To:

Samira Issa, Eric Wedge-Bull, Hardeep Kundi
Cc: NHS PALS, Council Complaints, School Administrators, Environmental Health, International Observers
Bcc: Literally Everyone Who Has Ever Doubted My Sovereignty


πŸ“ THIS IS A BCC-LEVEL DECLARATION.

“Please see attached letter.”
“My children and I want to enjoy our lives in peace and are tired of being discriminated against and harassed.”

If you received this, it’s not a mistake.
It’s a final courtesy before international escalation.


πŸ‘‘ THIS CLAIM FORMALLY NAMES:

  • Polly Chromatic (b. 16.01.1980)

  • Regal Chromatic (b. 01.05.2009)

  • Prerogative Chromatic (b. 03.01.2012)

  • Kingdom Chromatic (b. 06.09.2014)

  • Heir Chromatic (b. 30.04.2017)

The children bear sovereign names.
The treatment they’ve received belongs in colonial case law.


πŸ“Ž ATTACHED AND ARCHIVED:

The original discrimination claim—served, submitted, and now engraved in the public record.

You had:

  • Ample time to resolve this.

  • Ample access to evidence.

  • Ample warnings.

You chose surveillance over support.
Now you join the SWANK archive.


Polly Chromatic
Legal Archivist. Matriarch under siege. Sovereign of the Subject Line.
πŸ“ Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
🌐 www.swankarchive.com
πŸ“§ director@swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Retaliation Recorded.



Giuseppe Said 'No Liability' — We Sent Him the Housing Act



⟡ “The Mould Is Real. So Is the Law.” ⟡

RBKC Told the Archive It Wasn’t Liable — So We Sent Them a Statute-by-Statute Reminder

Filed: 11 March 2025
Reference: SWANK/RBKC/EMAIL-04
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-03-11_SWANK_Email_RBKC_GiuseppeMorrone_HousingNeglectStatutoryBreach.pdf
Summary: Formal liability dispute filed with RBKC’s Insurance Officer Giuseppe Morrone, citing statutory breaches under housing and environmental health law. Includes demand for complaint records and legal clarification.


I. What Happened

On 11 March 2025, SWANK Director Noelle Bonnee Annee Simlett (Polly Chromatic) formally replied to Giuseppe Morrone, Senior Insurance Officer at the Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea. The message was triggered by RBKC’s attempt to deny liability for prolonged exposure to:

  • Toxic mould and damp

  • Sewer gas from blocked soil pipes

  • Environmental harm affecting a disabled parent and children

The reply cites breaches under the Housing Act 2004 and Environmental Protection Act 1990, reasserts previously ignored complaints, and demands internal records related to assessments of 37 Elgin Crescent, Flat E.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • The Council failed its statutory duty to address Category 1 housing hazards

  • Repeated health complaints were logged but systematically unaddressed

  • There was no serious investigation, despite documented asthma, hospitalisation, and visible disrepair

  • Liability denial occurred without investigation, record disclosure, or environmental reinspection

  • The Council is now being held accountable in writing, with legal reference citations


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because refusing liability does not erase exposure.
Because legal obligations don’t dissolve when they’re inconvenient.
Because a damp Victorian flat with medical harm is not a “policy grey area” — it’s a statutory failure.

SWANK logs the law — and the silence that violated it.


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not accept that liability can be rejected without record review.
We do not accept that damp, sewer gas, and medical injury are “not actionable.”
We do not accept that officials can ignore housing law because they work in insurance.

This wasn’t a complaint. It was a legal counter-notification.
And SWANK will document every statute the council dared to sidestep.


This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd.

Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved.
Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.


We Filed. They Vanished. So We Documented the Silence.



⟡ “Has the Claim Been Served, or Has the Court Gone Silent?” ⟡
SWANK London Ltd. Requests Formal Confirmation on the Progress of a Multi-Defendant N1 Filing

Filed: 2 June 2025
Reference: SWANK/COURT/N1-CLAIM-STATUS
πŸ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-06-02_SWANK_Email_Court_N1ClaimStatusRequest_NoelleSimlett.pdf
Summary: A written status request sent to the Central London County Court regarding an unresolved N1 claim filed in March 2025. The message affirms written-only communication and seeks confirmation of service and next steps.


I. What Happened

On 2 June 2025, Polly Chromatic submitted a written status request to the Central London County Court regarding an N1 claim filed in March 2025. The letter notes:

– No confirmation of service or progression has been received
– The matter involves multiple named defendants and time-sensitive claims
– All correspondence must remain in writing due to medical exemptions
– SWANK London Ltd. is acting as documentation authority for the proceedings


II. What the Complaint Establishes

• The court has not acknowledged or updated the filer on progression of a formally submitted legal claim
• Written communication needs were clearly stated — reinforcing legal communication adjustments
• Procedural ambiguity from the court has caused delay in claim resolution
• SWANK is now acting jurisdictionally, not merely archivally
• The gap between filing and follow-up has legal and evidentiary implications


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because justice does not exist in silence.
Because when the court goes quiet, the claimant must speak in writing — and record the fact they had to.
Because the filing is real, the delay is documented, and the next step is no longer private — it’s public record.

SWANK documents not only the legal filings — but the system’s refusal to acknowledge them.


IV. SWANK’s Position

We do not accept that court filings should vanish into administrative limbo.
We do not accept that communication adjustments must be reasserted at every juncture.
We do not accept that progress can be presumed without evidence of action.

This wasn’t a status update request. This was procedural accountability in writing.
And SWANK will log every minute the clock runs without reply.


This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd.

Every entry is timestamped.
Every sentence is jurisdictional.
Every structure is protected.

To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach.
We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence.

This is not a blog.
This is a legal-aesthetic instrument.
Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

Because evidence deserves elegance.
And retaliation deserves an archive.

© 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved.
Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.


If You Won’t Read My Lungs, Read My Email.



πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 21 November 2024
HOSPITAL “CARE” HAS BECOME A THREAT. I FILED EVIDENCE INSTEAD.

Filed From: Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
Author: Polly Chromatic
Filed Under: Hospital Neglect · Respiratory Protocol Refusal · NHS Gaslighting · Child Medical Abuse · Telepathic Statement · SWANK Evidentiary Dispatch


To:

Kirsty Hornal
Cc: Fiona Dias-Saxena, Sarah Newman, Dr Philip Reid, Gideon Mpalanyi, Simon O’Meara, Laura Savage
Bcc: Nannette Nicholson


πŸ“© EMAIL = EVIDENCE WHEN INSTITUTIONS PLAY DEAF

“Hospital evidence.”
“I sent the email to all relevant parties after the 21 November 2024 incident.”

When you ignore my daughter’s oxygen readings, I don’t appeal.
I document.
I send attachments.
I archive.
And I wait—while you fail publicly.


πŸ—£ VERBALITY IS A PRIVILEGE. I’M DISABLED—YOU’RE JUST DEFIANT.

“I suffer from a disability which makes speaking verbally difficult. I prefer to communicate telepathically to minimise respiratory strain; however, email is fine.”

Stop mistaking quiet for compliance.
I don’t owe you a performance—only a paper trail.


🧾 HOSPITAL NEGLIGENCE IS MET WITH ARCHIVAL RETALIATION

You want me to be cooperative?
I am—with timestamps, PDF attachments, and cross-referenced asthma charts.

We don’t attend your safeguarding circus.
We publish the backstage abuse.


Polly Chromatic
Where medical negligence meets typographic retaliation.
πŸ“ Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
🌐 www.swankarchive.com
πŸ“§ director@swanklondon.com
© SWANK London Ltd. All Silence Subpoenaed.