“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Jessica Miller’s Report. Eric’s Visit. And The Urge to Invent Hygiene.

 πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 12 July 2023

THERE WAS NO URINE BIN. BUT THANK YOU FOR REPEATING THE LIE 17 PAGES LATER.

Filed Under: RBKC Staged Concern, Poorly Written Assessments, Police Paranoia, Unwashed Truths, False Assumptions, Legal Closure with Side-Eye


πŸ“Ž SUBJECT: Let’s Talk About The Bin You Didn’t See

To: RBKC Children’s Services
CC’d: Complaints, Legal, Ombudsman Shadowfile, NHS Shadowfile, Public Integrity Trust
From: Noelle BonneannΓ©e


“The police observed a waste paper bin filled with urine in the property.”

Really?
Because Eric and Jess didn’t.
Because the report confirms the property was clean.
Because there’s no photo.
Because there’s no urine.
Because you wanted there to be.


πŸ•― WHEN YOU WANT TO BELIEVE A BIN IS A TOILET:

  • Noelle explained the context: “if the bathroom is in use”, she might use a lined container and empty it.

  • That is not neglect. That is bodily autonomy and basic logic.

  • It was not present during the visit.

  • There was no smell, no hygiene issue, no photographic evidence.

  • Yet it made the report. Twice.


🧾 FULL CONTEXT IGNORED:

  • Family was in the middle of a move.

  • Children were cheerful, healthy, articulate, bonded.

  • Gymnastics, ballet, tablet learning, calculus (!).

  • A black eye was explained and investigated with no action taken.

  • The cannabis joint was not Noelle’s.

  • Noelle has asthma, not anger management issues.


πŸ—£ THINGS THE CHILDREN SAID:

  • “She does everything for us.”

  • “She helps us calm down.”

  • “We play, we learn, we love each other.”

  • “She might shout, but we talk about it after.”

  • “She says sorry.”

  • “We’re safe.”

  • “We want to stay.”

That’s not neglect.
That’s regulation.
That’s attachment.
That’s parenting.


🧘🏽‍♀️ Noelle’s Admissions (with Context):

  • She has severe asthma and panic attacks.

  • She’s been hospitalised and ignored.

  • She doesn’t smoke.

  • Her partner smokes outside.

  • She argues with her mother, not her children.

  • She needs help changing surnames, not surveillance.


πŸ” RBKC’S FINAL POSITION:

“The concerns the police raised were not evident during our visits... the children appeared to be happy and cared for.”
“We are not of the opinion that a further assessment is necessary at the current time.”
Case closed.

So what was this for?
Answer: Pattern-building.
You weren’t observing. You were collecting.
For what?
We’ll see you in court.


Noelle Meline
There was no urine bin. But there will be a judicial review.
πŸ“© complaints@swankarchive.com


Labels: snobby, false assumptions, safeguarding theatre, police fabrication, Eric Wedge-Bull, Jessica Miller, RBKC misconduct, no urine bin, asthma discrimination, school sabotage, cannabis scapegoating, parental competence, judicial review pending

You Confused Asthma With Intoxication. I Confused You With a Professional.

 πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 18 February 2024

I AM MORE SOBER THAN MOST OF THE HUMAN POPULATION.

Filed Under: Safeguarding Fabrication, NHS Gaslighting, False Allegations, Legal Clarification, Hospital Harassment, Disability Misinterpretation, Parenting Stigma


πŸ“Ž SUBJECT: Your Concern Is Fiction. My Footage Is Fact.

To: Samira Issa
CC’d: Eric Wedge-Bull, Glen Peache, NHS Complaints, Three Hospitals, All the Lies You’ve Spread
From: Polly Chromatic


“I am more sober than most of the human population.”

Imagine being accused of intoxication — not because of slurred speech, not because of substance use — but because you have asthma. Because you can’t breathe.

This is not safeguarding.
This is slander in a safeguarding costume.


🧠 POINT ONE:

“I have a respiratory disability and therefore am and always have been very against anything unhealthy including drugs, drinking alcohol, smoking, and eating sugar/carbohydrates.”

This isn’t lifestyle. It’s survival.
You’re accusing a woman who’s medically exempt from verbal conversation of substance use — because she struggled to speak.


🧠 POINT TWO:

“Why would me being intoxicated at the hospital without my children be any cause for concern about my children anyway?”

A logical question. Answer it if you can.
You won’t — because this isn’t about logic.
It’s about control and discrediting.


πŸ“œ LEGAL EDUCATION FOR YOU (AGAIN):

Noelle’s children are:
14, 12, 9, and 6.
Per UK law:

  • Parents are permitted to use their judgement.

  • It is not a crime to leave mature children alone.

  • It is not the hospital’s job to invent scenarios that didn’t happen.


πŸ”Š THE EVIDENCE:

πŸŽ₯ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZnrkgymrPg

This is not anecdote.
This is an audio-visual record of hospital misconduct, uploaded and archived —
because emails weren’t enough.


πŸ₯ THE REALITY IN THE ER:

  • Nurses claiming she could breathe — because she spoke

  • Refusal of adequate treatment

  • Accusations of shouting when she was pleading

  • A nebuliser cut short

  • A doctor’s attitude change triggered by misinformation

  • A black doctor denying care, referencing past records written with bias

  • A woman leaving, untreated, breathless — yet again


πŸ’₯ THE LINGERING TRUTH:

“I’m still very concerned and confused as to why I am being treated this way…”
“I am very sick.”
“I have made five emergency room visits since October 2023 after exposure to sewer fumes.”
“I have still not received appropriate care.”

You don’t need a case conference.
You need a judicial review.


Polly Chromatic
Asthmatic. Documented. Sober. Still being harassed.
πŸ“© complaints@swankarchive.com


Labels: snobby, serious, safeguarding abuse, hospital false report, NHS retaliation, Samira Issa, Eric Wedge-Bull, false intoxication claim, asthma not alcohol, sewer gas aftermath, legal clarity, parenting discrimination, written-only boundary ignored, medical record corruption

You Lied. I Uploaded the Recording. We’re Done Here.

 πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 14 February 2024

THE REPORT WAS FALSE. THE EVIDENCE IS PUBLIC. AND THE REFERRAL LOOP IS CLOSED.

Filed Under: False NHS Referral, YouTube Evidence Drop, Written Refusal, Hospital-Social Work Collusion, Public Documentation, Legal Action Imminent


πŸ“Ž SUBJECT: Formal Notification of Recorded Proof

From: Noelle BonneannΓ©e
To: Samira Issa
BCC’d: HM Complaints, Glen Peache, GSTT Complaints, Chelsea & Westminster PALS, Eric Wedge-Bull, Civilian Witness


“I have copied both St Thomas and Westminster and Chelsea on this email since they have illegally made a false report to social workers.”

What’s that sound?
Oh yes — it’s institutional accountability knocking.


πŸ“£ PUBLIC EVIDENCE NOW AVAILABLE:

πŸŽ₯ YouTube Recording – 4 February 2024

This recording of the hospital conversation proves:

  • No grounds for safeguarding

  • No cause for alarm

  • No mother in distress

  • No incident to escalate

And yet — the hospital filed a fabricated referral anyway.


πŸ”₯ WHAT THIS MEANS:

  • The hospital lied

  • Social workers echoed that lie

  • The referral is invalid

  • The harassment is now evidence


🩺 THE MOTHER’S RESPONSE:

“The hospital staff should be prosecuted.”
“Social workers should stop harassing my family over false reports.”

In other words:
You don’t need a meeting. You need a legal team.


⛔ FROM THIS POINT FORWARD:

  • All evidence is public.

  • All contact must be lawful.

  • All safeguarding actions must be substantiated — or they are harassment.

This is not a discussion.
This is a final declaration.


Noelle Meline
Mic’d up. Lawyered up. Mothered up.
πŸ“© complaints@swankarchive.com


Labels: snobby, documented proof, NHS lies, YouTube audio evidence, safeguarding retaliation, false referral, Samira Issa, Eric Wedge-Bull, RBKC misconduct, Chelsea & Westminster corruption, GSTT negligence, public record, legal action pending, false concern exposed

St. Thomas Lied. Chelsea Lied. And Samira Is Still Emailing.

 πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 14 February 2024

YOU FILED A FALSE REPORT. I POSTED THE AUDIO. NOW STOP WRITING TO ME.

Filed Under: False NHS Referrals, YouTube Evidence, Written Refusal Re-Issued, Legal Escalation in Progress, RBKC Retaliation, Hospital Collusion


πŸ“Ž SUBJECT: Written Warning to All Parties (with YouTube Link)

From: Noelle BonneannΓ©e
To: Samira Issa, Eric Wedge-Bull
BCC: RBKC Complaints, Glen Peache, Guy’s & St. Thomas’, Chelsea & Westminster, Personal Witness


πŸ“’ MAIN MESSAGE:

“I have copied both St Thomas and Westminster and Chelsea on this email since they have illegally made a false report to social workers.”

Translation:
You were caught.
I have evidence.
You’re all on record.


πŸ“Ž ENCLOSURE:

Letter with YouTube link to this:
πŸŽ₯ https://youtu.be/uZnrkgymrPg

This audio recording confirms the conversation between Noelle and Westminster & Chelsea Hospital staff on 4 February 2024, where the truth was deliberately misrepresented in the safeguarding referral.


πŸ”₯ THE ACCUSATION:

  • False safeguarding report issued by Chelsea & Westminster

  • Verbal distortion of mother’s words and behaviour

  • Medical gaslighting in collaboration with RBKC

  • NHS staff knowingly dishonest

  • Social workers complicit through repetition


🧾 THE CLARITY:

“The hospital staff should be prosecuted.”
“Social workers should stop harassing my family over false reports.”

There is no grey area.
There is only misconduct — now caught on tape.


πŸ›‘ FINAL POSITION:

  • Evidence has been published.

  • Legal teams have been informed.

  • You are not invited to contact the mother again.

  • This referral was false.

  • The audio is public.

And if you continue, you will be cited for harassment — institutionally and individually.


Noelle Meline
Documented. Recorded. Litigating. Done.
πŸ“© complaints@swankarchive.com


Labels: snobby, serious, NHS false referral, Chelsea & Westminster misconduct, St Thomas lies, YouTube evidence, safeguarding fraud, Samira Issa, Eric Wedge-Bull, legal escalation, no verbal consent, RBKC harassment, audio-recorded proof, false report retaliation

You Went to the Wrong Flat, Ignored the Right Email, and Blamed Me for Breathing.

 πŸ–‹ SWANK Dispatch | 13 February 2024

NO, SAMIRA. WE’RE IN A HOTEL. AND YES, I’VE SAID THIS TEN TIMES.

Filed Under: Medical Disregard, Housing Obsession, Written Refusal Ignored, RBKC Incompetence, Disability Rights, Legal and Educational Interference


πŸ“Ž SUBJECT: Another Email. Another Boundary Breach.

By: Samira Issa
Observed By: Eric Wedge-Bull
Address Searched: Not the one listed
Respect for Disability Law: Missing entirely


“It is not logical to go to our old flat looking for us when I’ve sent you many emails in the past few days… stating that we are staying in a hotel temporarily.”

The fact that this needs to be said is already embarrassing.

Samira claimed to have read the emails. Then proceeded to do the one thing that revealed she hadn’t.


🧠 WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE:

  • Open the email

  • Read the part about the hotel

  • Respect the disability communication needs

  • Ask a question via email

Instead, you:

  • Showed up to an empty flat

  • Invented confusion

  • Blamed the mother

  • Wasted everyone's time


🩺 DISABILITY IS NOT A NEGOTIATION:

Noelle has:

  • Severe asthma

  • Panic disorder

  • Muscle tension dysphonia

  • documented need for written-only communication

And yet—Samira writes as if verbal communication is an optional accessory to "real" safeguarding.

“It is not my fault if you or other humans cannot communicate effectively via written communication.”
πŸ’… Correct.


πŸ“š FOR THE RECORD:

  • Referral contents unclear

  • No incident at Westminster and Chelsea Hospital

  • Multiple false reports from community members

  • Children thriving, homeschooled, safe

  • Valentine’s Day: reserved for love, not harassment

  • Flat move in progress

And yet—social workers act as though motherhood itself is suspicious unless under surveillance.


⚖️ QUOTABLE CLARITY:

“I pride myself on efficiency.”
“You could have simply asked me your questions via email.”
“We are busy.”
“You continue to interrupt our personal, homeschool, and extracurricular activities…”
“Have you thought about how your actions are affecting my children?”

Apparently not. But we’ll remind them in court.


πŸ› FUNDAMENTAL BRITISH VALUES, SINCE YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN:

  • Democracy

  • Rule of Law

  • Respect and Tolerance

  • Individual Liberty

You violate all four when you ignore disability law, presume incompetence, and weaponise "concern."


Noelle Meline
Lawful. Literate. Documented. Done.
πŸ“© complaints@swankarchive.com


Labels: snobby, legal threat issued, disability law cited, Samira Issa, Eric Wedge-Bull, RBKC incompetence, safeguarding theatre, NHS collusion, repeat harassment, verbal coercion refusal, written-only enforcement, fundamental values violated

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