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“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
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⟡ THE ART OF MISSING THE POINT: A MASTERCLASS IN ADMINISTRATIVE SELF-PARODY BY WESTMINSTER ⟡ Filed: 28 November 2025 Reference Code: SWA...
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⟡ THE ISO/ICO CLARIFICATION INCIDENT: WHEN SOCIAL WORK ENGLAND ANSWERED A QUESTION THAT WAS NOT ASKED ⟡ Filed: 19 November 2025 Reference...
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