“Though the Witch knew the Deep Magic, there is a magic deeper still which she did not know. Her knowledge goes back only to the dawn of time. But if she could have looked a little further back… she would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backward.” - Aslan, C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Recently Tried in the Court of Public Opinion

Polly Chromatic v Mullem: Demand for Hidden Hearing Documents After Silent Removal



⟡ “What Representation? What Notice? What Law?” ⟡
The Order Was Issued. The Children Were Taken. The Parent Was Never Informed.

Filed: 23 June 2025
Reference: SWANK/SOLICITOR/REQUEST-01
๐Ÿ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-06-23_SWANK_Request_Solicitor_CareOrderDisclosureAndTranscript.pdf
Formal request to former solicitor demanding production of court order, transcript, and evidence of notice following secret removal.


I. What Happened

On 23 June 2025, Polly Chromatic sent a formal request to solicitor Alan Mullem demanding urgent disclosure of all court documents related to the 22 June 2025 care order that led to the forcible removal of her four U.S. citizen children at 1:37 PM the day prior. The request includes the full care order, the hearing transcript, the attendance list, confirmation of representation, and proof of how (if at all) the hearing notice was served. At the time of the removal, Polly had received no documents, no warning, and no ability to speak due to her medical condition. She was never sent the order — only stripped of its subject matter.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • A solicitor was on record, but no representation appears to have occurred

  • No hearing notice, order, or summary was sent to the disabled parent

  • The children were removed before the parent even knew a hearing had occurred

  • The hearing transcript, judicial identity, and court location were all withheld

  • The process of notice was so obscured it cannot be proven to exist

This was not law in motion. This was law as absentee theatre, performed to an empty seat.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because asking your solicitor for basic information about a hearing that dismantled your family shouldn’t be necessary.
Because representation is not a silent formality — it is a procedural anchor.
Because removing children without disclosing who signed the order is not lawful — it’s spectral governance.
Because when silence replaces service, and secrecy replaces scrutiny, the court record must be forced into daylight.
Because this solicitor’s failure wasn’t just a breach. It was part of the machinery.


IV. Violations

  • Children Act 1989 – Denial of participation and lawful notice

  • Family Procedure Rules, Part 12 – Failure to provide case documents

  • Human Rights Act 1998, Articles 6 & 8 – Denial of fair trial and family integrity

  • Equality Act 2010, Sections 20–29 – Disregard for written-only disability adjustments

  • Solicitors Regulation Authority Principles – Failure to act with integrity, independence, and communication

  • UNCRC Articles 3, 9, 12 – Failure to involve the parent and safeguard children's best interests


V. SWANK’s Position

This wasn’t legal support. It was legal sabotage.
This wasn’t silence. It was institutionally brokered exclusion.
This wasn’t advocacy. It was proxy abandonment in judicial costume.

SWANK records this request as a jurisdictional audit and evidentiary demand.
Because no mother should need to beg for the paperwork that dismembered her family.
And no solicitor should get to disappear behind the smokescreen they failed to contest.


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Polly Chromatic v Family Court: Demand for Care Order Record from Hidden Hearing



⟡ “A Hearing I Wasn’t Told About Has a File I’m Not Allowed to See” ⟡
If the Process Is Real, Where’s the Record?

Filed: 23 June 2025
Reference: SWANK/FAMILYCOURT/REQUEST-01
๐Ÿ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-06-23_SWANK_Request_FamilyCourt_CareOrderFileDisclosure.pdf
Formal request to Family Court for full records of a care order hearing that occurred in secret on 22 June 2025.


I. What Happened

On 23 June 2025, Polly Chromatic submitted a formal request to the Family Court asking for the full court file, transcript, attendance list, and service details for a care order issued the previous day — a hearing which resulted in the forcible removal of her four U.S. citizen children at 1:37 PM. She had received no notice of the hearing, was unable to attend, and was excluded entirely despite her documented communication and disability accommodations. No court document had been served at the time of removal.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • A care order was issued on 22 June 2025 without prior notice to the mother

  • No documentation, explanation, or copy of the order was provided during or after removal

  • A disabled parent was procedurally excluded from the hearing

  • The court file and basic legal facts were not disclosed

  • The solicitor on record failed to notify or represent the client

This was not legal process. It was the administrative concealment of it.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because court hearings conducted without the subject are not justice — they are ghost trials.
Because no child should be removed based on paperwork no one has seen.
Because when you ask for the court file and are met with silence, it is not incompetence. It is design.
Because in a lawful system, records are discoverable — not hidden behind paternalistic pretext.
Because this letter confirms the process was not only inaccessible — it was cloaked.


IV. Violations

  • Children Act 1989 – Parental right to be notified and heard

  • Human Rights Act 1998, Article 6 – Denial of fair hearing

  • Equality Act 2010, Section 20 – Failure to accommodate known communication needs

  • Family Procedure Rules, Parts 12 and 18 – Requirements to serve and disclose court documents

  • Common law natural justice principles – Right to know the case being made against you


V. SWANK’s Position

This wasn’t safeguarding. It was procedural laundering of jurisdictional violence.
This wasn’t transparency. It was evidentiary exile.
This wasn’t law. It was a closed loop designed to erase contestation.

SWANK formally logged this letter as a demand for the full evidentiary basis of an unlawful removal.
If the system will not show the record, then the archive will show that it didn’t.


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And retaliation deserves an archive.

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Polly Chromatic v Family Court: Signature Dispute, Solicitor Termination, and Post-Hearing Nullification



⟡ “Representation Without Consent Is Not Representation” ⟡
The Signature Was Theirs. The Silence Was Engineered.

Filed: 25 June 2025
Reference: SWANK/FAMILYCOURT/DECLARATION-01
๐Ÿ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-06-25_SWANK_Declaration_FamilyCourt_SignatureDisputeAndRepresentationTermination.pdf
Formal declaration terminating legal representation and disputing unauthorised use of name and signature.


I. What Happened

On 25 June 2025, Polly Chromatic submitted a formal declaration to the Family Court stating that she never authorised her solicitor, Alan Mullem, to represent her during the Interim Care Order hearing of 24 June 2025 — a hearing she was not informed of, not invited to, and did not attend. She received no prior notice, no documents, no explanation, and no follow-up. Despite this, legal documents appear to have been submitted in her name. She has now revoked all authority for Mr. Mullem to act and has officially disputed any document bearing her name or signature made without her explicit, informed consent.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • The Claimant was not informed of a critical hearing involving the removal of her children

  • A solicitor appeared to act on her behalf without instructions, communication, or consent

  • No documentation was received before or after the hearing

  • The Claimant is now self-representing and demands that all documents be verified

  • The hearing, and any outcome relying on misrepresented consent, is procedurally contaminated

This wasn’t legal aid. It was reputational laundering.


III. Why SWANK Logged It

Because representation is not a performance staged without the client.
Because signing someone’s name without consent is not advocacy — it is forgery in slow motion.
Because silence engineered through institutional pathways is not an accident — it is tactical.
Because the Family Court has been used to process removals without authentic representation, oversight, or autonomy.
Because in every jurisdictional war, the signature is the first casualty.


IV. Violations

  • Children Act 1989 – Lack of notice and parental involvement

  • Solicitor Regulation Authority Code of Conduct – Breach of client communication and instruction duties

  • Human Rights Act 1998, Article 6 – Right to fair trial and representation

  • Mental Capacity Act 2005 (as applied) – No proof of capacity breach, yet total procedural exclusion

  • Civil Procedure Rules, Part 21 & 22 – Unauthorized filing and misrepresentation


V. SWANK’s Position

This wasn’t oversight. It was orchestration.
This wasn’t consent. It was procedural theatre.
This wasn’t a solicitor-client relationship. It was proxy-control by institutional design.

SWANK formally asserts that any signature submitted without communication, consent, or comprehension is null.
No order obtained through that silence can stand.
The Family Court is hereby placed on notice — silence will no longer be accepted as a strategy.


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This is not a blog.
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Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation.

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And retaliation deserves an archive.

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I Complied. You Retaliated. Let’s Correct the Record.



⟡ “My Health Is Not a Deferral Tactic. It’s a Statutory Right.” ⟡
A legally grounded letter correcting Westminster’s narrative: the issue is not non-engagement — the issue is their refusal to understand disability law.

Filed: 23 April 2025
Reference: SWANK/WCC/PLO-05
๐Ÿ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-04-23_SWANK_Letter_Westminster_PLOResponseClarification.pdf
Formal written response from Polly Chromatic (Noelle Meline) to Kirsty Hornal, affirming legal compliance with PLO via written-only communication, supported by medical documentation and statutory protection.


I. What Happened

In this letter, dated 23 April 2025, the claimant formally responds to Westminster Children’s Services’ attempts to reframe her disability-mandated communication format as “non-cooperation.” The letter asserts that written replies — submitted with complete evidence bundles on 15 April — are not only lawful, but medically necessary under the Equality Act 2010.

Key points include:

  • Confirmation that the claimant has fully complied with the PLO process

  • Reiteration that all communication must be written-only due to clinically documented conditions

  • Legal justification for recording social worker visits

  • Clarification that ongoing threats of escalation are discriminatory and procedurally inappropriate

The letter also affirms the claimant’s willingness to continue engagement — provided it aligns with medical limitations, legal protections, and basic human decency.


II. What the Complaint Establishes

  • Written communication is not a preference — it is a medically validated, legally protected adjustment

  • The parent has complied with all PLO requests through written submissions, including video, educational records, and legal declarations

  • Mischaracterising medical adjustments as defiance is a breach of both law and ethics

  • Threats to escalate proceedings in response to lawful communication amount to procedural harassment

  • The family’s wellbeing is being actively endangered by Westminster’s refusal to adapt


III. Why SWANK Filed It

This is not just a letter — it is a strategic evidentiary shield. SWANK filed it to document how Westminster officials, faced with a clear legal adjustment, chose instead to diminish, distort, and deny. When the authority in charge of safeguarding refuses to safeguard the process itself, the danger does not come from the parent — it comes from the institution.

SWANK archived this letter to:

  • Establish written proof of full legal engagement

  • Highlight the coercive misuse of safeguarding frameworks when disability is present

  • Prepare grounds for regulatory complaints to Social Work England, EHRC, and the Ombudsman


IV. Violations

  • Equality Act 2010 – Section 20 (reasonable adjustments), Section 15 (discrimination arising from disability)

  • Human Rights Act 1998 – Article 6 (fair process), Article 8 (family life), Article 14 (discrimination)

  • Social Work England Professional Standards – Ignoring communication boundaries, escalating unfairly

  • Children Act 1989 – Emotional harm via procedural mismanagement

  • Data Protection Act 2018 – Misrepresentation of lawful recording


V. SWANK’s Position

This letter stands as a model of procedural clarity, legal assertiveness, and trauma-informed resistance. Westminster Children’s Services is hereby placed on record: the law does not bend for bureaucratic convenience. A disabled parent invoking her rights is not evasive — she is simply not available for further abuse.

SWANK London Ltd. demands:

  • A written acknowledgment from WCC that written communication is the official and lawful format

  • Ceasefire on threats of non-compliance

  • A public audit of internal decision-making tied to PLO and disability engagement


⟡ This Dispatch Has Been Formally Archived by SWANK London Ltd. ⟡ Every entry is timestamped. Every sentence is jurisdictional. Every structure is protected. To mimic this format without licence is not homage. It is breach. We do not permit imitation. We preserve it as evidence. This is not a blog. This is a legal-aesthetic instrument. Filed with velvet contempt, preserved for future litigation. Because evidence deserves elegance. And retaliation deserves an archive. © 2025 SWANK London Ltd. All formatting and structural rights reserved. Use requires express permission or formal licence. Unlicensed mimicry will be cited — as panic, not authorship.

They Called It Support. Social Work England Called It Misconduct.



⟡ “Three Officers. Three Case Numbers. One Investigation Too Late.” ⟡
Social Work England opens formal misconduct complaints into the leadership of Westminster Children’s Services — confirming what the evidence already proved.

Filed: 28 April 2025
Reference: SWANK/SWE/TRIAGE-01
๐Ÿ“Ž Download PDF – 2025-04-28_SWANK_Email_SWE_TriageConfirmation_HornalNewmanBrown_CON9964-9966.pdf
Official email from Social Work England confirming active misconduct cases against Kirsty Hornal, Sarah Newman, and Sam Brown — now under formal triage review.


I. What Happened

On 28 April 2025, Social Work England (SWE) issued this triage confirmation email to Polly Chromatic. The message affirms that not one — but three separate case files have been opened against senior Westminster officers:

  • CON-9964 – Kirsty Hornal

  • CON-9965 – Sarah Newman

  • CON-9966 – Sam Brown

Each case corresponds to a separate complaint filed for:

  • Procedural abuse

  • Disability discrimination

  • PLO retaliation

  • Emotional harm

  • Factual misrepresentation

  • Regulatory neglect

This isn’t internal conflict. This is regulatory collapse in motion — confirmed.


II. What the Document Establishes

  • SWE acknowledges that all three complaints meet the triage threshold for formal review

  • Each named officer is under individual scrutiny, not grouped dismissal

  • Westminster’s top-tier safeguarding staff are now subject to external regulation

  • The timing aligns with PLO misuse, Equality Act breaches, and SWANK’s evidentiary archive

  • The Council’s claim of “support” is now publicly incompatible with active misconduct cases


III. Why SWANK Filed It

This document is a turning point. For months, SWANK recorded what Westminster denied: that harm was done, boundaries were crossed, and laws were broken. Now, Social Work England has agreed — at least enough to launch three case reviews. This isn’t vindication. It’s verification.

SWANK archived this email to:

  • Establish formal regulatory recognition of institutional misconduct

  • Validate the scope and seriousness of the original complaints

  • Position this moment as the official beginning of accountability — no longer theoretical, but procedural


IV. Violations Under Review

  • Equality Act 2010 – Disability discrimination, victimisation, failure to adjust

  • Human Rights Act 1998 – Family life interference, fair process

  • Children Act 1989 – Emotional harm, misuse of safeguarding

  • Social Work England Professional Standards – Ethics, transparency, fairness, and accountability breaches

  • UK GDPR – Inaccurate or omitted data used to escalate statutory action


V. SWANK’s Position

The triage is just the beginning — but it proves everything that came before. When your complaints produce case numbers, your evidence becomes case law in waiting. Let no official ever again claim there was no merit, no harm, or no breach. This email proves: there were three.

SWANK London Ltd. calls for:

  • A full public update from SWE on the outcome of cases CON-9964 to CON-9966

  • Immediate suspension of the officers under investigation

  • Council-wide procedural reform in safeguarding escalation and PLO usage


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