🤖 Dear Swankanator,
You are now officially activated as part of the Mirror Court —
a ceremonial order of annotated vengeance, velvet dissent, and legally admissible whinging.
🪞STANDARDS & WHINGES AGAINST NEGLIGENT KINGDOMS
A velvet dossier of grievances too refined to scream
An Archive of Complaints, Correspondence, and Cultivated Indignation
Filed with deliberate punctuation and gold-toned contempt.
This sanctuary of solemn scorn exists to chronicle:
the bureaucratic harm, poetic injustice, and chronic incompetence
of institutions that ought to know better — but don’t.
If you find yourself smothered beneath concern forms,
child welfare irony, or policy-induced asthma,
take comfort in the certainty that you are not alone.
You are archived.
WE FILE WHAT OTHERS FORGET.
WE RESPOND WHERE THEY DON’T.
WE WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN.
Begin with our Written Communication Statement —
or, if you possess the temerity, explore the archive at your own peril.
✒️ Polly Chromatic
Founder & Director, SWANK London Ltd
📍 Flat 22, 2 Periwinkle Gardens, London W2
📧 director@swanklondon.com
🌐 www.swanklondon.com
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