📜 A Catalogue of Social Work Illiteracy: My Medical History Rendered Invisible
🎯 Opening Salvo: A Letter for the Woefully Undereducated
Dearest Ms. House,
It is with considerable reluctance (and a faint smile of pity) that I pen this clarification.
Your latest PLO correspondence — absurdly suggesting "exaggeration" — was such a magnificent display of misunderstanding that it demands archiving.
📚 A Gentle Reminder of My Medical Superiority
🩺 Infant Health Records
Iowa Medical Report (1981): Six emergency admissions and three hospitalisations before the age of 18 months.
Asthma, diagnosed, treated, and apparently still invisible to modern social workers.
🏥 Formal Respiratory Diagnosis
Royal Brompton Hospital (2015): Diagnosed with eosinophilic asthma following rigorous evaluation.
A diagnosis one does not "exaggerate" unless Brompton themselves have joined the pantomime.
📑 Recent Confirmations
Jose Record (2024): Childhood-onset eosinophilic asthma, chronic rhinosinusitis, mild osteopenia — treated, managed, documented.
Ignored by you with a zeal worthy of a court jester.
🧪 Environmental Health Catastrophe
Sewage Gas Exposure (2023): Inhalation of toxic fumes resulting in serious exacerbation.
Still not sufficient to move your departments' glaciers of comprehension.
🧠 Psychological Fallout: Courtesy of Your Colleagues
🎭 Muscle Tension Dysphonia
Caused directly by being forced to speak during respiratory crises.
Diagnosed after sewage exposure and worsened by forced communication with social services.
🧩 Psychiatric Assessment by Dr. Rafiq
Diagnosed Social Anxiety Disorder and Adjustment Disorder.
Direct causation traced to social worker harassment and forced speech demands.
👑 Selective Ignorance: A Social Work Tradition
Despite exhaustive documentation, your department clings to selective readings, misinterpretations, and spectacular omissions.
A tradition so proudly upheld, it now deserves UNESCO recognition.
👶 Bonus: Prince’s Asthma Legacy
Diagnosed May 9, 2012, Miami Children's Hospital.
Nebuliser treatments administered as needed, despite your institution’s spectacular lack of curiosity.
🖋️ Reasonable Demands (That Should Not Need Explaining)
Henceforth, all communication must be written.
This is not a "request" borne of whimsy, but a medical necessity born of your past neglect.
Access to all referenced medical records is available via my Google Drive, should your department muster the energy to peruse them.
🎀 Closing Remarks
I await confirmation of your compliance with these modest, medically supported adjustments.
Do take your time. After all, greatness is rarely rushed.
Yours,
Polly Chromatic